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D- |
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"It's a spineless, careless, bizarrely unadventurous number two that would rather saddle up and rehash Kelly's original screenplay over any clear-cut attempt to cook up some juicy oddities of its own."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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8/10 |
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(2003) |
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"The script is tight and lean."
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Modamag.com |
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3/10 |
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(2002) |
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9/10 |
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(2003) |
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B |
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(2005) |
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"Sahara isn’t exactly a prestigious Merchant-Ivory production, and it doesn’t pretend to be. Meet it on its level of entertainment, and a good time is sure to be had."
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FilmJerk.com |
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4/5 |
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(1964) |
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DVDTalk.com |
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8/10 |
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(2002) |
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B |
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(2006) |
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"The pogo vibe of the first two films is missing from the new picture, but what it lacks in bellylaughs in makes up for in reliable entertainment value - an increasingly lost art."
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FilmJerk.com |
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C- |
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(2007) |
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"Either flush with cash or in possession of incriminating photographs of a Freestyle Releasing executive, somehow this family pushed their tween mystery into a theatrical release this weekend, despite making a picture almost completely devoid of polish."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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A |
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(2005) |
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"Magic is an uproarious, profoundly obscene, inventively twisted performance film that, in a just world, should make a star out of this ferociously talented comic."
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FilmJerk.com |
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B+ |
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(2008) |
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"Kalin treats this predatory funhouse with a soothing screen detachment, exploring the psychological injustices and oddly alluring sensuality with careful attention to the small spaces of behavior."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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C+ |
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(2007) |
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"Lacks the ideal clarity that best supports what is incredibly caustic material. It's a misfire for Jenkins, but an interesting failure."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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D |
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(2004) |
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"Saved! tries to turn religious devotion, contradictions, and iconography into a rip-roaring satire, but it fails to be at all interesting and, most damningly, it is deeply unfunny."
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FilmJerk.com |
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B |
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(2008) |
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"Enthusiastic to open minds and hearts with its multiple tales of injustice, painting a broader portrait of hope that one day all citizens of America will be lawfully regarded as equal no matter their sexual orientation."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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F |
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(2004) |
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"If every year has a Showgirls, Saw is the prime candidate for 2004."
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D- |
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(2005) |
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"In the long run, Saw II is a better film than the original, but that's like saying being kicked in the groin is better than being punched in the face."
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FilmJerk.com |
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D- |
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(2006) |
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"If it's Halloween, it must be Saw. And if it's Saw, it must be God awful."
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FilmJerk.com |
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D |
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(2007) |
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"By far the best installment of this cringingly moronic odyssey of pain. There's something to be said about leaving a theater with only a mild cultural headache instead of a knee-buckling case of cinematic depression."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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D |
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(2008) |
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"More careful viewers might be starting to question the validity of this ongoing story: a five-film-too-long journey that has never felt more arbitrarily plotted than in the final 10 minutes of Saw V."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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D+ |
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(2009) |
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"Would it kill these producers to take a few chances for the next adventure? It's easy to loathe a Saw picture, but to be utterly bored by one seems an unpardonable offense."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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7/10 |
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(2003) |
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"Zucker amps up the slapstick a little too much, resulting in headaches where belly laughs could‘ve easily been harvested."
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Modamag.com |
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B- |
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(2006) |
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"Nothing here is red carpet, admirable entertainment, but compared to last February's bottom-feeding knockoff, Date Movie, the self-assured Scary Movie 4 looks like The 400 Blows."
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FilmJerk.com |
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D+ |
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(2006) |
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"Jon Heder. He's the worst thing to happen to comedy since the invention of the frown."
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FilmJerk.com |
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9/10 |
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(2003) |
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Modamag.com |
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C |
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(2006) |
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"Gondry seems preoccupied by his technical wizardry rather than making sure his story is keeping perfect time."
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FilmJerk.com |
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D- |
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(2004) |
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FilmJerk.com |
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B |
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(2006) |
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"Scoop doesn't exactly set the theater on fire, but it has a balanced rhythm to it that is Allen-reliable and quite comforting."
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FilmJerk.com |
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2/10 |
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(2002) |
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Modamag.com |
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3/10 |
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(2002) |
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"As flaccid and undistinguished as star James LeGros’s period wig."
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Modamag.com |
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8/10 |
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(2003) |
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"It’s hard to feel anything but hope as the end credits scroll."
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Modamag.com |
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5/10 |
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(2003) |
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Modamag.com |
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D+ |
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(2008) |
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"Oprah Book Club: The Movie."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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C- |
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(2004) |
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FilmJerk.com |
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1/5 |
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(1971) |
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DVDTalk.com |
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F |
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(2006) |
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"Sadly, Kane has all the cinematic presence of a shaved ape, and possesses acting skills that make Vin Diesel look like vintage 1974 Pacino."
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FilmJerk.com |
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D- |
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(2004) |
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"Mancini should’ve been the man to hit this sequel out of the park...all the filmmaker is capable of is creating the worst, most deliberately unfunny Chucky feature film yet."
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FilmJerk.com |
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B+ |
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(2004) |
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FilmJerk.com |
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D+ |
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(2007) |
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"The ultimate question is, was the movie purposefully made into a blur to play directly into the pockets of the fans, or do we chalk this up to standard-issue directorial incompetence? I vote the latter."
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OhmyNews.com |
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C |
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(2008) |
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"Will Ferrell's most cluttered film to date...a few more movies like this, and Ferrell could find himself trapped in a creative black hole that might lead to a future of miserable boat show appearances."
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DVDTalk.com |
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C |
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(2006) |
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"Throwing in a shoot-out here and there to keep the juices flowing, Sentinel entertains, but never convinces."
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FilmJerk.com |
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D- |
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(2007) |
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"Cain has turned the Mormons into baby-eatin' Nazis to suit his argument, parading around these black-clad, chin-bearded, testicle-slicing gunslingers without any thoughtful consideration."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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B+ |
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(2007) |
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"No rotund subplots, no twist endings, and no tail-chasing. It's just two great actors dashing around the countryside trying to slice each others' throats."
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OhmyNews.com |
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6/10 |
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(2001) |
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Modamag.com |
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C- |
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(2005) |
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"If you weren’t into Firefly before, Serenity gives no decent excuse to start now."
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FilmJerk.com |
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B+ |
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(2009) |
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"A classic black comic strangling by the Coens, who leave no domestic discomfort behind. In fact, all this film contains is unease, making it a perfect itchy sweater film for those who enjoy their cinema on the suffocating side."
[movie review] |
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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2/10 |
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(2002) |
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"Serving Sara should be subpoenaed for promoting itself as a film with laughs in it."
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Modamag.com |
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C |
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(2008) |
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"Pounds plays dirty, selecting a path of confusion to unfurl its ache, resulting in a near absence of psychological or emotional connection the movie is absolutely desperate to conjure."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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D+ |
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(2007) |
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"Smith can't find a tone to settle on here, and his imagination for the macabre is limited to the torture-porn aesthetics that have long overstayed their cinematic welcome."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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D |
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(2008) |
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"Certainly series devotees will find the return of the four ladies to be gift from Blahnik heaven, but the uninitiated would be best advised to bring along a cyanide pill to end this horror show quickly and painlessly."
[movie review] |
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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D |
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(2008) |
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"It's the latest in a long string of teen sex comedies where the audience just might find themselves rooting for the STDs."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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