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"On the elevator button scale of horror, I would say that P2 is not as scary as LL1, but a massive improvement over GRND LVL."
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D- |
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(2005) |
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"Maybe it’s a good thing the film is nearly a complete wreck, because it does provide a strong reminder just how much care and effort went into Kindergarten Cop."
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FilmJerk.com |
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B |
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(2006) |
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"It's an actor's love fest, with Naomi Watts, Edward Norton, and Liev Schreiber snatching every last drop of ennui and tight-fisted emotion they can."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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B+ |
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(2006) |
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"Visually, this is del Toro at his most fearless, effortlessly shaping a lurid realm of magic for Ofelia, and a stark, cold-blooded fear factory for the Captain."
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OhmyNews.com |
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1.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"A gorgeous production design can't save the picture from trying too hard to dazzle with very little inspiration, and while Pandorum is easy to stare at, it can be a seriously punishing sit."
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Sci-Fi Movie Page |
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9/10 |
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(2002) |
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Modamag.com |
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F |
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(2004) |
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"Leave it up to Hollywood to make a film about how hard it is to be rich and famous."
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B+ |
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(2005) |
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"Director Hany Abu-Assad doesn't make any apologies as he captures this journey into desperation and destruction."
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FilmJerk.com |
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F |
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(2008) |
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"Paranoid Park confirms that Gus Van Sant is so far up his own artistic anus, it's impossible to take anything he makes seriously anymore...a crisp, white hanky doused with cinematic chloroform pressed tightly across the face."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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C |
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(2009) |
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"For a film already at the lower end of professional polish, the acting makes the whole shebang feel like a community theater rehearsal. I was half-expecting Corky St. Clair to show up as a spirit."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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B+ |
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(1989) |
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"Howard juggles all the characters effortlessly, showcasing troubles left and right without losing the film to gloom. It's nimble work, blessed with a cast that knows exactly what they're reaching for in their performances."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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C |
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(2008) |
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"It's a blurred pass at suspense and hesitant smooches, but with Hathaway and Wilson around to carry most of the workload, at least it's well acted."
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DVDTalk.com |
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C |
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(2004) |
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"Passion might be a courageous, visceral, boldly artistic motion picture, but that it doesn’t make a very convincing dramatic experience."
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FilmJerk.com |
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D |
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(2007) |
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"When placed inside a film featuring Vikings that look more like members of GWAR and Karl Urban trying to act butch enough to cover the fact that he's running around in a dishrag and Uggs, any opportunity to stop the film to chat is a bad idea."
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OhmyNews.com |
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B- |
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(2009) |
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"The end product won't win any Oscars, but the edges of this slapstick action film retain James's blitzkrieg sense of humor, making for a light comic adventure I'm positive kids will flip for."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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B+ |
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(2003) |
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FilmJerk.com |
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D |
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(2008) |
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"I suppose Penelope would be pleasurable if the title character looked more like a pig and less like a burn victim."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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D |
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(2009) |
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"A cringingly self-aware, painfully verbose, and somewhat smug motion picture, Getaway is itching to keep audiences guessing, but it's far more successful at putting viewers to sleep."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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D+ |
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(2007) |
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"Perfect Holiday is far from an offensive effort. It's just pathetic and forgettable, and when it comes to Christmas cheer, mediocrity should never be left under the tree."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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D+ |
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(2005) |
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"Locklear survives the material, but only barely, and provides the real reason why anyone should view The Perfect Man."
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FilmJerk.com |
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D- |
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(2004) |
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FilmJerk.com |
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D- |
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(2007) |
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"If anyone, anywhere understands a single frame of this turkey, please feel free to e-mail me. I could use the enlightenment."
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OhmyNews.com |
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A- |
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(2006) |
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"Tykwer is an incredible visualist and Perfume reaches such operatic, hand-painted heights of life and death, sections of the film look as though they were pulled from the walls of an art gallery."
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OhmyNews.com |
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D |
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(2009) |
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"Ultimately, the material is much too delicate and screams out for a precise concentration that's beyond the professionals gathered here. And let's be honest, the material also could've benefitted from 100% less chicken costumes."
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DVDTalk.com |
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9/10 |
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(2002) |
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Modamag.com |
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(2003) |
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FilmJerk.com |
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8/10 |
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(2003) |
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Modamag.com |
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8/10 |
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(2002) |
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Modamag.com |
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D+ |
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(2003) |
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"Embodies the tiresome side of independent filmmaking."
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FilmJerk.com |
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7/10 |
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(2003) |
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"The Hundred Acre Wood never looked so appealing."
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Modamag.com |
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B- |
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(2008) |
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"Climaxing with a Donneresque sock-em conclusion, complete with massive gunfire, Korean hitmen, and Daewoo finishing moves, Express has just enough gas in the tank to arrive at its final destination with a sufficient level of fogged goodwill"
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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C |
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(1989) |
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"While the script stumbles beyond a comforting sense of reality (white supremacists?), Pink Cadillac maintains a certain hospitable, emphatically dim-witted appeal."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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D+ |
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(2006) |
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"Of course, the momentum of Martin's silliness can only take the production halfway, and the script just isn't up to snuff in this latest stab at killing the Peter Sellers legacy."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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C- |
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(2009) |
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"It's just depressing to find the picture unwilling to deviate from the broad comedy spectrum, preferring the warm comfort of mediocrity and halfhearted response over a steamrolling comedic contraption that would genuinely surprise."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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C |
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(2009) |
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"Pirate Radio is a flawed piece of work, at times utterly paralyzed by muddled whimsy. It'll take some effort from the viewer to sort through this cluttered feature film."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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C- |
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(2007) |
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"Perhaps on Jack's next adventure he could sail to the end of the world to locate a more judicious editor."
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OhmyNews.com |
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C+ |
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(2006) |
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"It gives the audience what it wants, but this time the attitude feels deflated, and the end product lacks a good sense of rum-drunk playfulness."
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FilmJerk.com |
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8/10 |
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(2003) |
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[movie review] |
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Modamag.com |
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C+ |
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(2008) |
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"I have to admit that this animated VeggieTales endeavor is far more entertaining and artistically competent than anything offered in the last two Pirates of the Caribbean movies."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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B |
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(2007) |
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"Iwerks may not have the gumption to pop open Pixar's hood and explore the mechanics, but she's created something warmly nostalgic and uplifting instead."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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DVDTalk.com |
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A- |
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(2007) |
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"It's an absorbing, frightening witness to nature's final hours, filled with strangely enlightening accounts of life on a lifeless terrain."
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DVDTalk.com |
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1/4 |
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(2009) |
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"A poorly conceived comedy spotlighting a collection of anal-centric humor that's about as appealing as baseball bat to the face."
[movie review] |
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Sci-Fi Movie Page |
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8/10 |
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(2001) |
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[movie review] |
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Modamag.com |
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B- |
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(2009) |
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"Truly an oddball motion picture, Game is one part smutty romp, one part romantic comedy, with the entertainment value of the feature resting solely in how uncomfortably blunt it can get."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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D- |
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(2006) |
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"The title is aimed solely at horny pre-teens who couldn't care less about filmmaking; they're only here for the free peeks at boobs and Paris in her underwear."
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DVDTalk.com |
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C |
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(2008) |
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"Film crumbles when the oppressive frowns are released, turning an amiable diversion into a chore to finish, due in great part to the sheer weight of the distress. The movie never fully recovers from the sour detour."
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DVDTalk.com |
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A- |
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(2009) |
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"Heartwarming, graciously surreal, and pure eye candy, Ponyo is an elevating fantasy that swims enthusiastically in delightfully unexpected directions."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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A- |
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(2005) |
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"Heffalump is a film of small charms, but what delights are there sound out loudly in today's depressing kid film marketplace."
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FilmJerk.com |
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10/10 |
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(2001) |
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