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(2004) |
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"Though it looks like it was made for two nickels, I Am David resonates strongly in the heart, which is all this film is truly going after."
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FilmJerk.com |
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 C+ |
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(2007) |
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"There's greatness inside I Am Legend, however it's too much work to act enthused about a film that runs out of gas halfway through."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 9/10 |
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(2002) |
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Modamag.com |
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 C |
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(2008) |
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"Talk of Middle East politics seems out of place in a lesbian discovery tale, a fact reinforced by the cast, who look as though they're trying to pass kidney stones when the dialogue wanders to the news page."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 D |
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(2009) |
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"By the time the end credits hit, there's joy emerging not from the outcome of the Genevieve/Greg romantic tango, but the feeling of relief to know the film, and Vardalos's insipid direction, has finally come to a close."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 B+ |
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(2004) |
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"Besides, where else can you see Jude Law vomit lightly into his hand and slurp it back up? Not in Sky Captain, lemme tell ya."
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FilmJerk.com |
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 F |
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(2009) |
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"If anything positive can come from this film, it might be the mass acceptance of gay marriage across the land. After all, if Tucker Max symbolizes where heterosexuality is headed, perhaps the alternative is worth a shot."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 F |
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(2007) |
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"Who could've predicted a bust for alleged cocaine possession, vocational self-destruction, and a general display of young Hollywood stupidity would be the career highlight of Lohan's weekend."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 F |
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(2009) |
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"Perhaps Columbus was involved in a hideous car accident recently that left him brain damaged, or maybe tragic senility is creeping up on the 51-year-old filmmaker. I refuse to believe he willingly created something this monstrously unfunny."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 B+ |
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(2009) |
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"A gracious comedy that handles itself well on the subjects of broheem friendships, self-worth, and Lou Ferrigno's sleeper hold. Any worn-out plot mechanics need not apply."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 B |
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(2007) |
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"Chuck & Larry is a clumsy comedy, made with heartening intentions, but a little wobbly in execution. But you know what? It isn't Click, and that's something to celebrate."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 1/10 |
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(2002) |
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Modamag.com |
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 C+ |
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(2007) |
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"Wife is profane, awkward, and sprinkled with a strange racial subtext; basically the cinematic equivalent of Rock himself."
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OhmyNews.com |
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 B |
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(2007) |
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"A marriage of surrealism, idolatry, and psychological babbling, I'm Not There is an especially intoxicating witches brew for the Dylan faithful, with enough directorial cartwheeling to keep the rest interested in the journey as well."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3/5 |
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(2007) |
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DVDTalk.com |
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 B- |
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(2007) |
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"Evoking a smothering sense of poisonous romantic yearning and horrifying personal inventory results, Fish hits those sharp notes of characterization often, in the middle of a plot that dances around convention perhaps one too many times."
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DVDTalk.com |
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 D |
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(2004) |
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FilmJerk.com |
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 B |
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(2009) |
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"A relaxed mood, a playful cast, and a plot that doesn't sweat itself into a pointless sense of importance, "Dawn" is mild sauce but tremendously entertaining, with an easy-peasy celebratory attitude that extends to the picture's lively 3-D visual scheme."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 B+ |
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(2006) |
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"For Meltdown, the production feels much more adventurous and more willing to squeeze in visual gags and genuinely funny character quirks whenever it can."
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FilmJerk.com |
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 B |
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(2005) |
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"An agreeable, unexpected charmer. It cannot snap cliché in two, but at least it has the desire to bend formula a little."
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FilmJerk.com |
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 7/10 |
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(2003) |
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[movie review] |
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Modamag.com |
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 3/5 |
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(2006) |
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DVDTalk.com |
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 B |
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(2006) |
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"Even if the film contains the single biggest laugh I've had this year at the movies, Idiocracy is a terribly muddled affair."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 D+ |
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(2006) |
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"After a recent viewing, I can see why the studio showed little interest in releasing it: this film is one screeching, mystifying, overdirected, hot mess."
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FilmJerk.com |
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 1/10 |
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(2002) |
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Modamag.com |
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 2/4 |
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(2008) |
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"Igor has charm but misses a grand opportunity to evoke the world of James Whale when it would rather crib blatantly from Tim Burton."
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Sci-Fi Movie Page |
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 C |
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(2006) |
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"The essential smack of trickery is lost throughout the picture every time an obvious effect is used, which eventually spills over into the story elements when Burger goes for toothless attempts at misdirection."
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FilmJerk.com |
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 B+ |
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(2004) |
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"This is a nice debut for director Harris, and for fans of dysfunctional family stories, a great addition to an under-appreciated genre.
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FilmJerk.com |
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 D+ |
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(2009) |
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"At this point, there's no room left on Murphy's career coffin for another nail, so consider Imagine That the first shovelful of dirt."
[movie review] |
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 C- |
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(2006) |
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"Vikings comes alive when it stops trying to cram history into narrow spaces and lets the vistas do all the talking."
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DVDTalk.com |
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 A |
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(2003) |
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"A rock steady beauty of a picture, this is a delightful holiday film season surprise."
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FilmJerk.com |
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 C |
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(2008) |
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"Unfortunately, the finished product is lost somewhere in the messily finger-painted tones; Bruges is a decent blast of uneasy cinema, but is ultimately crushed under the weight of its own self-adulation."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 B- |
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(2004) |
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"This nearly terrific motion picture deserved a much more interesting resolution than to simply resemble every other film in the multiplex.
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FilmJerk.com |
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 A |
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(2005) |
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"Hanson, Grant, and the cast have really built a small film of unusual competency and distinct feminine understanding, making every minute count in the process."
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FilmJerk.com |
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 D+ |
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(2003) |
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[movie review] |
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FilmJerk.com |
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 C+ |
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(2007) |
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"If first-time director Jon Kasdan had something more thematically devastating in mind when he wrote Women, you'd never know it from the final product."
[movie review] |
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OhmyNews.com |
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 A- |
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(2009) |
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"An acidic force of nature, confident with brutal exchanges of opinion, yet retains a cutting satirical curve that buttresses the film's undeniable pull toward outright silliness."
[movie review] |
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 F |
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(2005) |
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"The depths of stupidity that Mix plunges to are alarming, even for something this intentionally insignificant."
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FilmJerk.com |
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 D- |
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(2008) |
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"I would like to think that Uwe Boll is not a mentally-challenged individual. However, the incompetence of his movies speaks otherwise."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 A- |
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(2007) |
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"Moon is a deeply respectful motion picture, clearly endeavoring to shift the moon landings back to cultural regality, away from all the naysayers and cruel conspiracy theorists."
[movie review] |
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 B |
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(2007) |
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"It's a difficult picture dealing directly with misery and misfortune, but it has much to say about affairs of the family and the state of the union, presented in an unsettlingly peaceful manner few in the genre would dare emulate."
[movie review] |
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 7/10 |
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(2003) |
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[movie review] |
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Modamag.com |
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 B- |
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(2006) |
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"Inconvenient Truth might not be to everyone's tastes, but it's trying to do something positive in a time when forward thinking always seems to be punished."
[movie review] |
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FilmJerk.com |
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 B |
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(2008) |
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"It's hard to remember cries for dramatic nourishment when Hulk is getting pelted with a swarm of bullets, dodging fireballs, and breaking police cars in half for use as boxing gloves."
[movie review] |
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 B+ |
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(2004) |
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"And get this, not one single flatulence joke to be found in the entire film. Thank you, Brad Bird. Thank you."
[movie review] |
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FilmJerk.com |
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 A |
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(2008) |
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"When Kingdom rears back and delivers the goods, the result will reduce the average Indy fan to pudding. The film should offer a new pair of pants with every ticket."
[movie review] |
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 A |
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(1989) |
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"Last Crusade is pure kicks, and I would never fault this spunky blast of quips and near-misses for trying to vanilla its way back into the hearts of millions."
[movie review] |
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 C |
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(2009) |
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"He's never been one to indulge, but there once was a time when Soderbergh was able to please. Sadly, The Informant! never earns its exclamation point. It's more of an ellipses motion picture."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 C- |
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(2009) |
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"The Informers is a beautiful picture of misery, but the surface quality is never penetrated to satisfaction. In the end, it's a mess of smeary mascara, mix tapes, and hair mousse in search of connective tissue."
[movie review] |
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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 A |
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(2009) |
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"It's a patient, layered, stupefying doozy of a motion picture. Once again Tarantino has come to bend the staples of cinema, and the results are characteristically spectacular."
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