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C |
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(2009) |
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"It's super-intelligent guinea pigs who update their Facebook pages, know how to hack computers, and dodge fireballs. It hardly needs gravitas to provide a full course cinematic meal."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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1.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Joe is the latest bloated float in Sommers's sad parade of cinematic shame...a glorified Cannon Films production with a nasty case of ADD."
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Sci-Fi Movie Page |
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D- |
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(2007) |
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"I wish Dwayne Johnson well, and I respect Disney's tenacity when it comes to their dreadful formulas, so I look forward to next year's offering: 50 Cent in the Cub Scout comedy, Da Top Scout."
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OhmyNews.com |
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.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Neveldine and Taylor simply spray their venom across the screen with little vision, once again making a friendly trip to the multiplex feel like undeserved torture."
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Sci-Fi Movie Page |
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4/10 |
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(2003) |
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Modamag.com |
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B |
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(2004) |
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FilmJerk.com |
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C |
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(2008) |
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"Gardens doesn't always hit its desired mark of profundity. It's a wobbly plunge into grotesque acts of inhuman violation, with the patchy acting often blocking the true horror on display."
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DVDTalk.com |
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D |
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(2004) |
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FilmJerk.com |
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D+ |
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(2006) |
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"Instead of eliciting anger like the last film did, this installment merely bores. That's progress to me."
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FilmJerk.com |
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C |
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(2008) |
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"Romero has never been Welles, but to sign off on this script and these performances demonstrates a disturbing lack of competence from the filmmaker, resulting in ham-fisted scenes of conflict and distress, some bathed in a sickening self-referential glaze"
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eFilmCritic.com |
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B+ |
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(2005) |
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"It’s a joy to see the master of zombie cinema return to take back the crown."
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FilmJerk.com |
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C |
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(2007) |
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"As the family tree in desperate need of psychological pruning, Fonda, Huffman, and Lohan are flawless in their execution of familial breakdown."
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OhmyNews.com |
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D+ |
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(2005) |
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"50 Cent's fanbase might love this valentine to the rapper’s ego no matter the quality, but other audiences might not be as forgiving with this half-realized urban fairy tale."
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FilmJerk.com |
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B- |
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(2008) |
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"Segal certainly has great ideas for bullet-dodging set-pieces, but the picture indulges mayhem much too often, inadvertently handicapping Carell and the cast."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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C |
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(2007) |
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"There's little reason for some of these champions of justice to see the glory of the big screen. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ghost Rider."
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OhmyNews.com |
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C |
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(2008) |
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"If there must be another go-around with the guilt-ridden dead trying to correct their errant ways, I'll take Jennifer Love Hewitt. It's shallow, but, then again, so is Ghost Town."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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8/10 |
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(2001) |
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Modamag.com |
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B+ |
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(1989) |
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"Plenty of agreeable nonsense to develop within the larger Ghostbusters universe. It's a sincerely amusing movie, warmly energized to give fans a steamy second helping of the good stuff."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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C- |
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(2009) |
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"Ghosts is a Matthew McConaughey romantic comedy that would be better off without Matthew McConaughey. It's come to a point in this performer's career where his inability to alter his natural spray-tanned ooze has rendered his acting tiresome."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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B- |
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(2008) |
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"If there's anything truly celebratory about Gigantic, it's the exposed performances from Dano and Deschanel."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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4/10 |
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(2003) |
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"There are moments that shine in Gigli, so let’s save the crucifixion for another production down the road."
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Modamag.com |
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A |
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(2000) |
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"Gilmore Girls was classic comfort food television that, if there's any justice in this world, will be cherished for years to come."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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C |
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(2004) |
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FilmJerk.com |
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C- |
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(2009) |
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"Girlfriend Experience is a palate cleanser for director Steven Soderbergh, who embarks on one of these odd "personal" films every few years when his fingers tire of counting Ocean's trilogy money."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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B+ |
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(2008) |
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"An intelligent, eye-opening documentary that gives young women a chance to open their tightly-guarded hearts and explore their talents and bliss."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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3/10 |
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(2001) |
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Modamag.com |
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D |
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(2006) |
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"There is simply nothing resembling real life in the film, just basic cable motivations and infantile storytelling that somehow lucked itself into a big screen release pattern and budget."
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FilmJerk.com |
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B |
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(2008) |
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"The idea of turning a 10-minute idea into a trilogy of movies seemed imposing at first, but Goal II continues the franchise's recipe of personality over originality."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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C- |
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(2009) |
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"All the admirable shipyard textures and thespian marquee value can't fog the fact that while peaceful, The Golden Boys is about as thrilling as an Abe Simpson bedtime story."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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B |
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(2007) |
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"Golden Compass is one wordy endeavor, but it gallops to satisfaction, rising above significant adaptation odds to form a semi-coherent, lively fantasia of monsters and warriors."
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OhmyNews.com |
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B+ |
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(2007) |
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"It remains an extraordinarily strong, fascinating look at the genesis of the traditional immigrant tale, not the idealized finale."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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A- |
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(2009) |
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"It's alert, superior directorial work from Garrone, who, perhaps not even realizing it, has redefined the nature of the mob genre."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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A |
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(2007) |
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"It's cinematic excellence from Affleck, who takes Lehane's prose and splashes it with cold water, opening the senses of the story, turning it into an unexpected emotional sucker punch."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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C+ |
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(2006) |
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"Soderbergh has been having a helluva time matching his ambition with quality lately"
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OhmyNews.com |
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B |
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(2009) |
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"Rock imparts a comical look at the desire to keep the natural state of black hair a distant memory. Funny stuff, though a few nuggets of information he stumbles upon introduce a semi-horror film element to the documentary."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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D |
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(2007) |
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"To best summarize the violent tonal changes that plague Good Luck Chuck, imagine for a moment if Bachelor Party had a subplot concerning the events of 9/11."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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A- |
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(2007) |
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"The Good Night is a superlative feature film from Jake Paltrow; a fulfilling buffet of aches and pains from the discontented, poured into an amusing, uneasy comedic fantasy that barely misses a step."
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DVDTalk.com |
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A- |
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(2005) |
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"Good Night, and Good Luck introduces Clooney for the first time as an exceptional filmmaker, interested in challenging material and outstanding performances"
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FilmJerk.com |
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B |
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(2006) |
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"The tempo takes some getting used to, but it's only a matter of time before the sinister urge of the C.I.A. takes hold, and De Niro's aesthetic choices start to find their groove."
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OhmyNews.com |
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8/10 |
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(2003) |
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[movie review] |
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Modamag.com |
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D |
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(2006) |
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"As much respect I have for Crowe as a dramatic actor, the painful truth is, comedy just isn't his forte."
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FilmJerk.com |
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D |
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(2009) |
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"Swings spastically for guffaws and jolts, but it's more successful at eliciting blank stares or, during certain sequences, complete disbelief that something this jumbled and directionless could find a theatrical release."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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D |
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(2003) |
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[movie review] |
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FilmJerk.com |
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B+ |
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(2009) |
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"Profoundly disturbing, a chilling motion picture that shows an invigorating amount of imagination and wicked behavior, immediately vaulting it above most horror product."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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B |
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(2007) |
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"This is a sweet picture; a surefire inspirational tool and a good piece of history for today's neglectful young women."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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B |
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(2008) |
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"The role finds perfect concert with Eastwood's specific haggard range, assembling a character of gun-happy action, beer-soaked reflection, and Geritol-fueled defiance that could only be sold by the screen legend."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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C+ |
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(2006) |
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"If he's schooling punks on Dance Dance Revolution or making out with Shirley Jones, Nick Swardson steals every scene he's in, giving the material a distinctive twist through unexpected line delivery and crack comic timing."
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FilmJerk.com |
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C |
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(1989) |
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"Fire is a fascinating, often terribly compelling failure. Much like Lewis's life, I suppose."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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B+ |
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(2009) |
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"The film is fun to watch, easy on the frontal lobe, and features John Malkovich in a lively performance that's both masterfully impish and authentically mysterious."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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B |
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(2007) |
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"The bottom line is, this is a stirring portrait of African-American intelligence and pride, and if you poured this content over Tyler Perry's head, he would melt just like the Wicked Witch of the West."
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