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(2009) |
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"So relentlessly dreadful it almost needs to be seen to be believed. However, that would require 85 minutes of your time that I cannot recommend be wasted on something as ludicrous and shamefully unprofessional as this movie."
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6/10 |
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(2003) |
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D+ |
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(2008) |
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"Parts of Cadillac Records surface as warm reminders of a timeless musical era. Most of Cadillac Records comes across as a miserable Saturday Night Live skit without the benefit of a sleep-deprived audience to feign approval."
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B |
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(2003) |
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C+ |
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(2004) |
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"The contact high from the performances is exhilarating, but there too many inconsistencies here to concentrate on the portrait Zeffirelli is attempting to paint."
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D |
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(2008) |
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"It's meant to be cute and harmless, preying on romantics, but it registers more as complete absurdity, minus the soothing touch of a capable filmmaker."
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2/10 |
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(2003) |
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B+ |
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(2007) |
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"Perhaps there will come a time when a musical bio-pic doesn't hang its hat on misery, but at the end of the day, El Cantante is pretty darn good despite the odious familiarity of the ingredients."
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B+ |
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(2009) |
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"Whatever it lacks in a red-target focal point, it's still Moore doing what he does best: chipping away the layers of fraud that have calcified America, hoping to inspire others to storm the streets and question authority."
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F |
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(2007) |
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"I never, ever imagined the experience of spending 80 minutes watching Elisha Cuthbert could be so punishing and vile."
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C |
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(2006) |
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"2004's dazzling Incredibles promised Pixar was growing up and willing to try new things. Cars is incontrovertible proof that promise was not kept."
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9/10 |
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(2003) |
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D+ |
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(2005) |
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"Casanova is a role that should be performed with fire and charm (Johnny Depp would be a bowl of candy here). All Ledger can muster is a slight wink and a grimace."
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B+ |
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(2007) |
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"Cashback remains a striking cinematic debut for Ellis and a fluid detour into the hidden pockets of the mind."
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A- |
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(2006) |
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"Using his stocky build, Shar-Pei good looks, and two lethal weapons commonly referred to as hands, Craig owns the frame as the legendary spy."
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B+ |
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(2008) |
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"Allen doesn't breeze through this biblical tale of wicked brothers without exploring all possibilities of guilt, and while it can make the whisky-soaked picture feel three days long, it does nothing to dilute the essential dread that Allen writes so well."
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A- |
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(1989) |
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"It's a fat glop of obvious screen manipulation that preserves a frightening human core, making the life and death struggle all the more shocking."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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4/10 |
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(2002) |
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C |
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(2007) |
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"The film ends up caught in the middle between characters that have a unique way of life about them and a story that feels bolted to the floor of convention no matter how much Grant struggles to free herself."
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8/10 |
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(2002) |
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"Catch Me If You Can is premium Spielberg working on cylinders that haven’t been fired in years. It’s worth a look just for that alone."
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C+ |
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(2004) |
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D- |
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(2005) |
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"The two kings of last August, Morris Chestnut and Cole Hauser, return to the screen for another late summer turkey"
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C |
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(2004) |
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"To be blunt, Cellular is one silly film, and requires a suspension of disbelief so heavy, a forklift is needed to haul it away by the film’s end."
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C- |
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(2009) |
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"A deafening, slapstick-drenched, exaggerated bit of hokum, Chandni is an endurance test for the Bollywood uninitiated: a curry-flavored Three Stooges comedy via The Shaw Brothers playbook."
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C+ |
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(2008) |
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"Changeling is compelling and flush with outstanding period detail, yet it can't locate the brakes, skidding from nail-biting tension into watch-checking boredom all too easily."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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5/10 |
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(2002) |
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A- |
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(2008) |
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"As long as you don't tie your giggle bib on too tight, there's an exquisite depth and unpredictability to Chaos Theory that's wonderful to observe."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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B+ |
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(2005) |
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"Depp’s oddball acting fits heavenly with Burton’s vision, and the two team up yet again for another rousing, wildly original collaboration."
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C- |
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(2007) |
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"Clouded execution and miscasting neuters the intended objective the film has to brand the character a clear-thinking leader of the pack. Charlie Bartlett is not a hero; he deserves a spanking."
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OhmyNews.com |
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C |
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(2007) |
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"When dealing with larger-than-life personalities, world conflicts, and a future of unspeakable misery, 90 minutes and some sugared patter just doesn't satisfy."
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10/10 |
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(2003) |
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"Thankfully, McG never permits the film to be crushed under its own weight."
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D+ |
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(2006) |
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"I'm having great trouble understanding why the 2006 live-action adaptation doesn't register more profoundly. Oh wait, it's the farting. It's always the farting."
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OhmyNews.com |
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D |
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(2004) |
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B+ |
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(2008) |
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"Even for Soderbergh's itchy experimental trigger finger, Che is an awesome accomplishment of atypical filmmaking scope."
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B+ |
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(2008) |
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"While it certainly takes its time to arrive at a destination of fate, The Argentine is worth the energy invested."
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B+ |
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(2008) |
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"Coming directly after the enthralling sweep of The Argentine, it's easy to lose some faith in Soderbergh's ability to obtain a consistent pace to the picture."
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D- |
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(2003) |
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B- |
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(2005) |
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"It's a strange feeling to come out of a movie aimed at kids, much less a sequel to something like Cheaper by the Dozen, and not feel as though I need a shower and a vasectomy."
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C |
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(1989) |
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"It's an exceedingly simple story using the lure of golden African locations, animal observation, and teen histrionics to coax viewers in, directed by a guy who used to craft Circle-Vision films for Epcot."
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B |
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(2009) |
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"Frears takes Hampton's wet-lipped hint and bathes the film in a booze-soaked haze of opulence and intolerance, employing masterful cinematographer Darius Khondji to deliver bold images."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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7/10 |
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(2002) |
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A |
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(2009) |
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"With exquisite performances, engaging camerawork, and a compassionate story that cuts directly to bone, Blossoms is a riveting, perceptive feature film...It's an incredible motion picture."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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10/10 |
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(2002) |
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"A delight from start to finish."
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A- |
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(2008) |
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"Chicago 10 is an art-house rarity that manages to visually dazzle while peeling away the layers of this contentious moment in time, giving viewers an eyeful of social unrest and wondrous screen fantasia."
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C |
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(2005) |
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"Chicken Little is mildly entertaining, but the stink of desperation is all over this production."
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D+ |
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(2008) |
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"Ah, white people. What can't they do?"
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A- |
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(2006) |
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"Men moves like a funeral procession; slowly, methodically creeping into the belly of the beast, it's met with equal parts fascination and gut-churning horror."
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OhmyNews.com |
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B+ |
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(2009) |
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"Even if it doesn't make much sense, tugs shamelessly at the heartstrings, and features a heavy with Jennifer Aniston hair, the feature sparks in just the right way, making for a fist-clenching, mouth-agape sit."
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B+ |
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(2008) |
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"It's a hypnotizing picture with a delightfully gritty awareness about it. Just ignore the abyssal dramatic potholes, and Choke will offer plenty of dysfunction to chew on."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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B+ |
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(2007) |
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"It's a sentimental and loving picture, playing out as a leisurely cocktail-hour stroll through an enchanting life."
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