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(2006) |
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"I would be surprised if, after 140 minutes of grim punishment, any audience member could be truly moved by this everlasting symphony of pain."
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B |
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(2008) |
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"It's not a perfect film by any means, but as a debutante ball for Fey and Poehler as big screen leading ladies, it's a dream."
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C- |
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(2008) |
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"Babylon A.D. is adrift, lost somewhere between the demands of a profit-manic studio and a passionate, unleashed director. There's no way great cinema could emerge from that combustible mix."
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D- |
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(2007) |
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"Anchored by a moldy plot spit out from the Screenwriter-O-Tron 3000 computer of atrocious watch-checking cliches, Bachelor Party 2 is actually quite painful to sit through...Not even a Nick the Dick cameo. Blasphemy!"
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4/10 |
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(2003) |
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5/10 |
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(2002) |
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D+ |
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(2005) |
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"Thornton just steamrolls his way through the film, rarely allowing the fun and comedy to breathe."
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D+ |
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(2008) |
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"Once the threat arrives, I was praying to return to the childish mating rituals of these monotonous characters. Watching lousy actors try to express heartache through limited gifts is far more frightening than any masked, crazed killer."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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B |
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(2005) |
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"As an investigation of disturbing behavior, the film is near perfect. As a dramatic creation, Miller’s inventive filmmaking skills have failed her."
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B+ |
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(2008) |
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"It's a caloric helping of melodrama, but it's rendered effective by the exceptional performances and observant direction by the vastly talented Sandra Goldbacher."
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5/10 |
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(2002) |
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"This is a forgettable picture, with the sad fact that with a little more effort and a veteran’s hand, this film could’ve easily been a more compelling distraction."
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D- |
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(2007) |
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"A loose string of emaciated ideas that probably cracked up the writer's room, but on the screen it looks sloppy and unrehearsed."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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B |
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(2006) |
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"It's incredibly inconsequential, buttery entertainment, but it'll surely put a smile on your face if you can find a way to appreciate its rambunctious spirit."
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3/10 |
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(2001) |
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C- |
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(2009) |
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"It feels like three years to get to a point of resolution. Bandslam should take the lead of the rock gods: keep it moving, keep it simple, and know when to get off the stage."
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D |
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(2008) |
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"It turns out Bangkok isn't very dangerous. It's glacial, abysmally photographed, dreadfully acted, faintly plotted, and frequently absurd. But dangerous? Not really."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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B+ |
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(2008) |
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"The material is Viagra to director Roger Donaldson...lively and effective, rolling around the known gray qualities of heroes and villains."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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B |
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(2004) |
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D |
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(2006) |
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"This is a film made to babysit kids for 80 minutes during the summer months, and shouldn't be regarded as anything more."
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FilmJerk.com |
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3/10 |
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(2003) |
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B- |
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(2006) |
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"Basic Instinct 2 isn't quite the spurting geyser of sexual excess that the original was, but it has a sense of reservation and a rather graceful desire for worth that makes it an acceptable distraction."
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A- |
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(1989) |
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"The element of surprise appears in every frame of this motion picture, creating a rich sense of joy and mystery that seems to befuddle Burton and his primitive instincts."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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A |
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(2005) |
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"Begins desires to construct a solid initial base for the character, not paint the town red with gags and style in a quest to keep the story mindlessly moving forward."
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B+ |
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(2009) |
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"It may not possess the budget to overtake animation titans Pixar and Dreamworks, but Terra has a rich sense of purpose and intelligence, carried out by talented filmmakers and their clear adoration for the medium."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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B- |
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(2008) |
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"While stiff where it counts the most, Seattle does stimulate the senses, projecting rage and discontent, reminding the viewer that mobilization is a critical step toward any form of change. It's hard to argue such passion."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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4/10 |
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(2003) |
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Modamag.com |
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B |
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(2005) |
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"Be Cool is a solid, funny, groovy return to the screen for Chili and his wacky west coast adventures, while also not embarrassing the original film."
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A- |
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(2008) |
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"The picture is a harmonious callback to low-fi filmmaking and community spirit, allowing Gondry a wide open meadow to let his viral creativity and mischievous determination frolic...It's endearing eye candy."
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DVDTalk.com |
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9/10 |
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(2001) |
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D- |
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(2007) |
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"Because ends up a joyless, patronizing, and obnoxious 100-minute-long commercial for matricide."
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OhmyNews.com |
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D+ |
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(2005) |
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"Winn-Dixie is simply an episodic film, and not a particularly inviting one at that."
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B+ |
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(2007) |
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"It's a charming, peaceful picture; a perfect diversion for those who like their corsets tight and confining and their romance kept behind a fence of social judgment and impossible odds."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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C+ |
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(2008) |
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"Sandler's mischievous heart just doesn't belong in a straight-up kid zone like Bedtime Stories, especially one with a script that doesn't elevate beyond the expected."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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C |
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(2007) |
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"Certainly Bee Movie could've been smarter, faster, and far cleverer, and it's disappointing to watch Seinfeld settle for less. For a man who made a mint reveling in comedic risk on a weekly basis, his first movie lacks serious sting."
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B |
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(2005) |
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"Bee Season is a unique cinematic offering, and its dedication to the mysteries of the mind makes for a fascinating sit."
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FilmJerk.com |
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3/5 |
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(2006) |
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DVDTalk.com |
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B |
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(2006) |
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"Beer League is not for tender ears, but more for the beer-bellied, rascally rule breaker in all of us, and most importantly, there's a great chance something in here will make you laugh."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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D- |
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(2006) |
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"These guys look like a bunch of accountants making movies on their smoke break, and Beerfest isn't made to please anybody but their fraternity brothers still chained to their Peter Pan Syndrome."
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FilmJerk.com |
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B+ |
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(2004) |
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A |
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(2007) |
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"Nothing in Lumet's filmography has contained the back alley, concrete-block pummeling of Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, a masterful, rampaging descent into the quicksand hell of desperation."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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0/10 |
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(2001) |
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Modamag.com |
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B |
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(2007) |
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"Blanchard and Verastegui are the stars of the show here, and their interplay of trust and light flirtation is what keeps Bella out of the death grip of convention."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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5/10 |
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(2002) |
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Modamag.com |
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B- |
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(2006) |
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"Well, outside of the jokes about nose-picking, animal feces, small genitalia, homophobia, urinating in the shower, flatulence, and co-starring the reigning king of unfunny, Jon Heder, Benchwarmers is actually a passably funny motion picture."
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6/10 |
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(2003) |
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"While this is far from a poorly made film, it's one that is more suited for a sharper, smaller focus."
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Modamag.com |
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B+ |
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(2007) |
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"Don't let Paramount's atrocious marketing fool you, Beowulf is a film of great surprise and heart-stopping visual gusto. It also reaffirms Robert Zemeckis's place as a brilliant cinematic architect, still capable of eliciting eye-watering awe."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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D- |
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(2008) |
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"Portraying Mexico as a breeding ground for criminal activity, imagining the local police as incompetent fools, and encouraging lines such as "hold your tacos!," the movie doesn't exactly make a strong case for racial harmony."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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C |
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(2005) |
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"Bewitched is a poorly executed mess that no wiggle of the nose can save."
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FilmJerk.com |
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5/10 |
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(2003) |
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Modamag.com |
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C |
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(2004) |
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"Spacey’s tinkering is perplexing, and conspires against the real reason any film about Darin should be made: to showcase Darin’s sublime natural abilities."
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