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C |
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(2006) |
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"Dick fans will find more to play with here than the average viewer. But as a rotund demonstration of visual imagination and social insight, the absence of focus just murders the effort."
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1/10 |
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(2002) |
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D- |
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(2007) |
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"Abandoned is grim, incoherent, and about as thrilling as a college lecture."
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OhmyNews.com |
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7/10 |
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(2002) |
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"Hoult has a way of taking out the inherent saccharine within the story that the benefits the picture greatly, and with his direct nature and acting style, gives a performance that is as much fun to watch as Grant’s."
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A |
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(1989) |
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"The movie was a bear to make and it shows onscreen, parading around a series of mesmerizing set-pieces that look deliciously hard-earned in ways our current CG-drenched filmmaking climate never allows."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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B |
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(2006) |
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"While his 28 year-old face has a hard time passing for a teenager, Long's gusto for the role really gives the film oomph when it needs it the most."
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FilmJerk.com |
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C- |
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(2009) |
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"The film is hinged on unapologetic formula, looking to enchant the viewer through the act of repetition, but the writing isn't smart enough to wipe the dust off the plot."
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DVDTalk.com |
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D- |
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(2009) |
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"Ace Ventura Jr.: Pet Detective is a loathsome, exceedingly unfunny continuation of a once rewarding film series...a terrible motion picture, scraping the bottom of the barrel."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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B+ |
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(2007) |
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"Across the Universe is an oddity that crosses over to exhilaration and crooked beauty often, keeping the audience on their toes with this mash note to communicative spirits and rousing free-range creativity."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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D+ |
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(2009) |
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"It's a gentle romantic dramedy, but misfires at every turn, making for a tedious motion picture that minimizes a fascinating subject."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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C |
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(2008) |
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"The conclusion of the film conveys a sense of moderate relief over life-altering transformation, shortchanging the miracle Goldblum is working overtime to achieve."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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4/10 |
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(2002) |
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"Here’s to hoping we never have to spend a 9th crazy night with Whitey, Davey, and the whole crappy gang."
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8/10 |
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(2002) |
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"Jonze and Kaufman are a match made in heaven, as Kaufman needs gimmicks to get through his stories, and Jonze needs the stories to sell some more gimmicks."
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Modamag.com |
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C |
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(2009) |
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"It's fantastic to observe Adventureland reach out and seek a timeless youthful uprising feel, but the film's eventual realization is a crushing disappointment."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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(2009) |
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"It’s fantastic to observe Adventureland reach out and seek a timeless youthful uprising feel, but the film's eventual realization is a crushing disappointment."
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Dark Horizons |
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D |
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(2005) |
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"Shark Boy is a brave undertaking, but for anyone over 9 years of age, it’s also a complete chore to sit through."
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FilmJerk.com |
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D |
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(2005) |
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"If you couldn't tell the difference between a Flux from an Aeon before you walk into the theater, be prepared to make this response to the picture: 'whaaa?'"
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FilmJerk.com |
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B |
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(2004) |
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"The film is devoted to life after the thievery, where the spoils of victory can be enjoyed to their fullest potential...a great start to this spirited, sun-drenched caper."
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FilmJerk.com |
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C+ |
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(2003) |
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FilmJerk.com |
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7/10 |
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(2003) |
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Modamag.com |
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D- |
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(2004) |
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FilmJerk.com |
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A- |
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(2007) |
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"Air Guitar Nation is a wonderfully wild ride of a documentary, and the greatest trick of the picture is found in how it makes the audience succumb to the power of the sport."
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DVDTalk.com |
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B- |
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(2006) |
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"The theme of educational growth against incredible odds is richly appreciated, but the payoffs lack dramatic gas."
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FilmJerk.com |
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B |
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(2004) |
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FilmJerk.com |
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2/10 |
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(2003) |
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Modamag.com |
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D+ |
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(2006) |
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"Stormbreaker isn't a sour film, but it doesn't have a pulse; limping through extended action beats with cookie-cutter authority and often horrific direction."
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FilmJerk.com |
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D+ |
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(2004) |
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"It’s been five years since Stone helmed a feature film, and the question must be asked: has anybody missed him?"
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FilmJerk.com |
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B- |
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(2004) |
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"Jude Law is perfect for the role in every way, matching Caine's charms note for note, and only besting the maestro with his disarming good looks."
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FilmJerk.com |
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5/10 |
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(2001) |
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Modamag.com |
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3.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"The patience and concentration of the film to not wink itself into a coma is amazing to behold, and I was flabbergasted over just how engrossing and playful the picture is."
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Sci-Fi Movie Page |
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D |
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(2004) |
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"Maybe the Predators should spend a little less time hunting aliens, and more time trying to recapture some cinematic integrity."
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FilmJerk.com |
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2/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Remarkably unremarkable; a lively war of the worlds diversion with plenty of spunky special effects, gratuitous slapstick, and Ashley Tisdale parading around in a bikini for all the dads out there."
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Sci-Fi Movie Page |
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B+ |
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(2005) |
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"With Imax-sized ambitions, James Cameron is the ideal tour guide for these fascinating expeditions."
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FilmJerk.com |
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D- |
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(2009) |
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"Here's a scorching idea for the producers of the "Saw" franchise: a "Sandra Bullock Slapstick Comedy" death trap."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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7/10 |
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(2002) |
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Modamag.com |
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D |
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(2009) |
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"Cluttered with obnoxious CW-scented teen characterizations, cartoonish parades of clumsy adolescent lust, and fruitless stabs of suspense, Lane is a rotten idea all around."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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2/5 |
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(1949) |
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D+ |
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(2006) |
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"All the polish, star power, and prestige can't save the film from becoming a gargantuan bore."
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FilmJerk.com |
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F |
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(2005) |
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"If anyone were pondering what Ed Wood would be like today if he were armed with foreign financing and computer effects, look no further than Uwe Boll."
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FilmJerk.com |
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F |
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(2007) |
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"Essentially, the experience is watching awful actors playing dumb people in a story that carries no weight or emotional investment. This is one pup that needs to be put to sleep."
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OhmyNews.com |
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C |
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(2007) |
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"Alvin isn't nearly as bad as Fox's marketing has been threatening, but it isn't a delight either...a glorified direct-to-video release."
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OhmyNews.com |
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C- |
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(2007) |
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"Amateurs had all the potential in the world to be a charming, oddball delight, but it's a mess. A horrible mess. Albeit a horrible mess with some big laughs and the evergreen presence of Jeff Bridges."
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DVDTalk.com |
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B- |
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(2007) |
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"History purists will find the details enchanting, period drama fanatics will adore the arm's-length posture of the piece, and the true-life tale is one worth being told. Just make sure to ingest loads of caffeine before watching."
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OhmyNews.com |
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C |
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(2009) |
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"What the film offers is melodrama, more interested in the aviatrix's bedroom activities than her spirit. Amelia hunts for complexity, but it only achieves a tedious middle ground."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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8/10 |
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(2001) |
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[movie review] |
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Modamag.com |
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C |
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(2004) |
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[movie review] |
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FilmJerk.com |
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F |
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(2008) |
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"American Carol reinforces how needlessly divisive our country has become. Certainly there's a better way to say "Yay America!" than this lousy, hopeless movie, easily one of the worst films of the year."
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BrianOrndorf.com |
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D- |
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(2006) |
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"American Dreamz struggles so mightily to be clever it forgets to be competent."
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FilmJerk.com |
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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DVDTalk.com |
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B |
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(2007) |
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"Denzel Washington has become the John Wayne of his generation: perfecting his one acting face of mild displeasure and sticking to his guns the rest of his career."
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OhmyNews.com |
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