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3/4 |
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"Hopefully someday we'll look at Patriotville as just a flash of a very specific time in our nation's history and we'll be able to laugh at more than just the elements that make it a really solid comedy."
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1.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Is this some statement on what happens to white collar criminals in prison? They come out and interject sodomy jokes when they're trying to be taken seriously? Is this how we should expect Gordon Gekko to be in the Wall Street sequel?"
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5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"If you have the chance to be an onlooker on the Wagner's family trip though, you should drop everything and get on board."
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4/5 |
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(1999) |
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"Tom Ripley’s journey through this film is absolutely spellbinding."
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3.5/4 |
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(2006) |
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"Ferrell is at his dimbulb best, but still allows enough breathing room for a cast of comedic artists to get at least one major laugh for themselves."
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2/5 |
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(1989) |
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"A party gathering and a few drinks and your night could be set. Sober practicality, however, may get the better of you though as you wade through mysogyny, racism and homophobia."
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4/5 |
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(1999) |
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"Tarzan surfs and slides and sails through the trees throughout the film, and it's a spectacular effect, almost dizzying at times."
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2/5 |
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(1999) |
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3.5/4 |
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(2004) |
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"The left testicle certainly gets it where it hurts, but the right is just centimeters away and is skewed so perfectly that they may not even recognize it."
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3/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Low expectations aside, imagine my surprise when I found myself rather involved with a film that quietly ingratitates itself into your head while not really offering anything new."
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1.5/4 |
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(2006) |
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"For the amount of years it took to bring their cultish misadventures to the big screen, someone must have had a B-side script cause that would have been a letter up."
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4/4 |
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(2004) |
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"In 50 years people will remember, talk about and admire The Terminal as they do both It’s a Wonderful Life and Mr. Smith Goes To Washington.
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3.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"In the action department, James Cameron is a God. So save for a few choice fanatics, Jonathan Mostow could then be Jesus."
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1.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"By the time it looks like Richard Dawson's Running Man crew created another stunt body double to get audiences all riled up, all the nostaglia has been sucked out thanks to a script unworthy of a direct-to-video sequel."
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1.5/4 |
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(2008) |
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"An overall lame piece of science-fiction and an even lamer parable that fails to distinguish its own ironies of what's worth saving when filmmakers like Derrickson pee all over something so many of us cherish."
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4/4 |
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(2004) |
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"The Polar Express is the grandest WOW experience I've had in this world of film since the original Toy Story. It's like discovering Pixar all over again."
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3/4 |
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(2007) |
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"Everyone is liable to have their favorite segment and each have their own merit. But before the story overshoots its boundaries, it's a pretty gory good time."
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2/5 |
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(1998) |
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2.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Park's welcome streak for dark comedy does overcome the monotony here and there, but when the sun finally comes up we're left with little but scattered particles of something that tried to do something good, but ultimately failed."
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3/4 |
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(2000) |
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"It still manages to squeeze a great deal of tension into yet another situation where we're already aware of the outcome."
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3.5/4 |
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(2004) |
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"This Girl’s Life was a standout at the CineVegas Film Festival; the best of the lot. James Woods is in great form as usual and if Juliette Marquis is not a star within the next five years, then you can judge me all you want."
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3.5/4 |
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(2004) |
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"If you have to live vicariously, there are probably few people better to do it through. Because hometown bias aside, Ron Santo is in the hall-of-fame of life."
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3.5/4 |
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(2005) |
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"Takes the finale of Lonesome Dove to new levels with his directorial debut; a poetic tribute to a dying breed and a Peckinpahesque examination of friendship and kept promises."
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2/5 |
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(1999) |
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2/4 |
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(2002) |
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"This modern version practices what it preaches by taking its theme of forgetting the past by neglecting the rather entertaining first hour in favor of I don’t know what."
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3/5 |
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(2004) |
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1/4 |
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(2003) |
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"It’s Paul Walker escaping with his costume from Castle Cameos Pictures at the Las Vegas Excalibur."
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2/5 |
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(2000) |
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1/4 |
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(2004) |
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"Romantic Gay Muslim Screwball Retro Comedies should at least have the foresight to deliver on half the genre labels it establishes for itself."
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1.5/4 |
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(2007) |
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"There is no scope to Bay's big city battle, no one WOW moment that will have people talking and no more excitement than watching the implosion of an old building on TV."
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0/4 |
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(2009) |
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"This is the single worst film to be released thus far in the summer of 2009 and that's a whole helluva pile of bad to overcome in achieving that title."
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2/4 |
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(2002) |
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"So gloriously ridiculous and fast moving that you keep trying to convince yourself that the filmmakers were making a parody. They had to be. Right?"
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1.5/4 |
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(2005) |
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"The Transporter films are pure garbage; ones that don’t quite reach the bottom of the chute since the XXX flicks will cushion their fall."
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2.5/4 |
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(2002) |
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"Visually rather stunning, but ultimately a handsome-looking bore, the true creativity would have been to hide Treasure Planet entirely and completely reimagine it."
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3.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Dazzling in the simplest of ways putting Sylvain Chomet at the animation’s adult table that still has plenty of room for the kids."
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3.5/4 |
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(2008) |
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"Stiller has rediscovered the subversive humor from the best moments of his career and created a near-classic that is his funniest film since the remake of Meet the Parents."
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1.5/4 |
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(2004) |
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"It’s lost in a sandstorm of directionless mediocrity. Wolfgang Petersen had a thousand to choose from and missed every boat completely."
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3/5 |
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(1999) |
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1.5/4 |
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(2002) |
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"Has an uppity musical beat that you can dance to, but its energy can’t compare to the wit, humor and snappy dialogue of the original. If I want music, I’ll buy the soundtrack. If I want a real movie, I’ll buy the Criterion DVD."
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3/4 |
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(2002) |
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"There has to be a few advantages to never growing old. Like being able to hit on a 15-year old when you’re over 100."
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2/4 |
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(2006) |
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"Duhamel should know that you can just stay in Vegas and get your kidney removed while getting robbed in a club populated by ladies in bikinis."
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2/4 |
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(2002) |
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"It’s absolutely amazing how first-time director Kevin Donovan managed to find something new to add to the canon of Chan. Make Chan’s action sequences boring."
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3/4 |
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(2007) |
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"A whole lot of fun about real people trying to make a living and an unexpectedly moving tribute to their journey."
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3/4 |
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(2005) |
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"Does earn its place amongst the list of films that understand what gambling is and how the downs of it may just be the up."
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