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 1/5 |
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(2005) |
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"For all the posturing that sexually politicized Americans use to praise the French and their liberating attitudes towards funtime, why is it that their most sexually charged films do their best to sicken rather than explore or educate?"
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 3.5/4 |
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(2004) |
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"A fractured puzzle of a film that continually toys with our expectations, yet never lets us see its entire hand until Anderson wants us to"
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2005) |
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"Very much like the penguins' trip to Antarctica, the only bits of color in an otherwise dead landscape, looking around until one of them finally utters, 'Well, this sucks.'"
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 3.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"If Writer/Director Mullan is true to the facts, then I don't need to hear the other side of the story since its likely one with a single purpose in mind not willing to listen to anyone else."
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 2/4 |
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(2002) |
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"Anyone who wants to start writing screenplays can just follow the same blueprint from hundreds of other films, sell it to the highest bidder and walk away without anyone truly knowing your identity."
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 3/4 |
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(2001) |
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"The Majestic captures that Capra feeling for the better part of two-and-a-half-hours, yet still manages to come up short just when it could have sold us."
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(2009) |
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"This is a far more complex and thoughtful examination of the transition to adulthood and how we deal with death rather than just another zombie flick."
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Hollywood Bitchslap |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"If Diesel starts making comedies with singers, working with first-time directors a lot and runs out of sequels, then what’s left to set him apart from Stallone?"
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 0.5/4 |
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(2006) |
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"So haphazardly fails to recognize the ironies of its own failings that it unwittingly makes George W. Bush funnier...when he's TRYING to be funny."
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 3.5/4 |
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(2004) |
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"Unlike the recent comic book adaptation, The Punisher, Creasy doesn’t waste time and when he puts on his avenging wings WATCH OUT because he is going to PUNISH!"
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 2/4 |
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(2001) |
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"Plays like Death of a Salesman without all the hard-hitting action."
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 3/4 |
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(2004) |
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"A more scary than suspenseful affair, created in workmanlike fashion by all those involved."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 1/4 |
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(2004) |
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"I get it, she’s always isolated. She’s a lonely soul. Noise makes her feel a part of something. But this film could have been 7-minutes long and part of my Film Techniques class and I would have got that."
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 1.5/4 |
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(2004) |
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"I’d rather just book another dinner with Andre then spend another day with Marie and Bruce."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 2/4 |
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(2006) |
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"Works for about an hour until it becomes as monotonous as hanging out with a gaggle of teenage shoppers who couldn't care less about their history assignment."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Mary and Max has the look of a kids picture but is another chapter in the growing evolution of animation for grown-ups."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3/4 |
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(2005) |
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"Like the down-and-out version of his Tailor of Panama character, Brosnan’s performance here is a sincere treasure; possibly the most entertaining of his career."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3.5/4 |
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(2005) |
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"Probably Woody's best film since Hannah and Her Sisters"
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 2/4 |
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(2003) |
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"The con artist manipulation is usually far more subtle, unless you’re working with a collaboration of old tricks in an utterly inferior and improbable manner. (See: Confidence). Or Matchstick Men."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"If the level of great admirer falls somewhere under the blinding enthusiasm of the 'Wachowskis are visionaries' clan, then color me a member. But even the clinical system of the Matrix has some bugs to repair from time to time."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Time will tell whether or not the hardcore Matrix fans will be walking out with chants of “Jedi”."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Distracting in both appearance and tone; keeping us from caring if either of these characters find love or death first. Death would be preferable.
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"May has you entranced in a humorous, slighty freaky affair that has no qualms on raising the stakes after establishing a character we care about deeply."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"The further we go down this road with Rodney though, the more we discover that his life, like the allure of celebrity, is mostly an illusion."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 2.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Whenever Christian McKay is on screen, it's transportive. So it's a shame that Linklater didn't see the egotistical irony in the title and just make a film all about Orson Welles. It's what he would have wanted."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3/4 |
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(2004) |
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"Fitting that one of the themes is finding your individuality because this is the film where Lohan will begin to separate herself from the Hilary Duffs & Mandy Moores."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3/4 |
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(2004) |
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"Meet The Fockers is a fine sequel; not surpassing the original, but clearly putting forth more of an effort than most follow-ups do into the script department.
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Has the universal truths of the comedy inherent in our everyday lives"
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 4/4 |
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(2001) |
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"A dizzying array of brilliance, an exercise in brain stamina and one of the year's best films."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 2/4 |
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(2005) |
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"In essence Chicago comes closer to capturing that life of artists and performance; Memoirs is just whoring for a little prestige known as the Oscars."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 6/10 |
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(2000) |
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"Even if the saccharin level is raised to gargantuan heights, the diving scenes are exciting, right? Wrong."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 77/100 |
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(1990) |
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Click here to see the review!
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Apollo Guide |
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 2/5 |
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(1999) |
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Click here to see the review!
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 1/5 |
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(1999) |
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 1/4 |
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(2001) |
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"A huge star-pairing vehicle in search of a road. Any road."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 2/4 |
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(2006) |
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"Just stalling as it desperately tries to string together the length of three commercial-free episodes that would have been cancelled by the first interruption of #102."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 2.5/4 |
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(2007) |
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"Despite an exceptional performance by Clooney, Michael Clayton is like watching a drawn-out third act that left the really compelling stuff back in the first two."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3/5 |
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(1999) |
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"The only way to make this on target is to love it a little and the only way to make it this hilarious and ultimately so surprisingly touching is to take up Orson Welles’ mantra to give the cast another mention."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3/4 |
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(2008) |
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"Skirting somewhere in-between his bombastic, arms-flailing work in the disasterous All the King's Men remake and the man-child of I Am Sam, Penn goes well past impersonation and commands each and every scene with sympathy and determination."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 4/4 |
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(2004) |
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"Million Dollar Baby may be the first boxing movie to take the cliché of life imitating the 'art' and make it not feel like just another line."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2004) |
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"Schaeffer’s voice represents the Average Joe in a bar who thinks he has all the answers about the human condition but has nothing interesting to say. Yet, he keeps talking."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 1.5/4 |
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(2005) |
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"The good news is that Paul Schrader’s Exorcist prequel is finally going to hit theaters. The bad news is that Mindhunters is going to beat it by a week."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 4/4 |
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(2002) |
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"Likely to be remembered alongside Blade Runner as one of the most influential and stunning pieces of science fiction to open up the imagination of audiences everywhere."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 4/4 |
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(2004) |
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"There has never been as exciting a sports event filmed in the movies as there is on display in Miracle, and I’m including the fight in Rocky and the QB sack in Rudy"
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 7/10 |
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(2000) |
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"It misses so many genuine opportunities for comedy that it becomes another reminder of writers not doing their homework and slapping together a paint-by-numbers plot."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Ron Howard successfully avoids all the associative traps delivering one of his finest achievements and a helluva Western to boot.
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 5/5 |
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(1996) |
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"One of the best TV-to-Movie translations."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 6/10 |
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(2000) |
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"MI2 not only has minimal action, but minimal gadgets, which are essential to any spy film."
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eFilmCritic.com |
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 3/4 |
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(2006) |
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"It has sneaking, chases, masks, a love story, a MacGuffin, role reversals, Ethan Hunt as fugitive, a plot from the original, the gun-totin' mentality of the second and comes up somewhere in-between the first two."
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