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"To say that this vapid vehicle is downright doltish and uneventful is just as obvious as telling a country skunk that he has severe body odor."
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"...feels very laborious and restrictive in its hallucinatory haze. What it boils down to is this: if The Jacket doesn’t fit, you must not acquit."
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"Jarhead is one of the most reflective and meditative military melodramas to be conceived from the point of view of the weary trigger-happy Marine."
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"Isaac brings back the slaughtering cad under new circumstances although the results remain old...maybe he'll cut his own miserable hockey-masked head off therefore sparing us the inevitable development of Jason XI: The Slaying Stupidity Continues!."
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"Given the fact Salva’s narrative is ridiculously structured courtesy of some feeble pedestrian direction, this second installment of Jeepers Creepers certainly isn’t worth capturing your curious peepers."
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"...barren and cloying...Ironically, Jersey Girl could use some of the disastrous Gigli-style Bennifer hype to boost this reductive romancer into moderate gear"
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"What Lee does so marvelously compelling is present Brown as a catalyst for the struggle of black manhood in restrictive and chaotic America...sketchy but nevertheless gripping portrait of Jim Brown, a celebrated wonder in the spotlight"
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"If you can imagine Oscar-winning actor Denzel Washington's former '80's TV series St. Elsewhere crossed with the engrossing urgency of Dog Day Afternoon, then you'll have Nick Cassavetes's sanctimonious and awkward hostage hospital drama"
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"Idiotic, unimaginative, lazy and tedious to boot, John Tucker Must Die should be more of a wishful command than a simple-minded title to a klutzy comedy."
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"...a punishing and weary family farce...the monotonous moments are as lost and aimless as a harried nomad with amnesia...the slapstick energy is undeniably mawkish
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"You'll feel like you're an unwilling passenger along for a bumpy trip in John Dahl's road rage thriller Joy Ride -- Dahl dresses up this fuel-injected spectacle with silly-minded edge-of-your-seat fury"
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"Pared-down with flat-footed characterizations, tacked on scenic shots of worldly venues and a choppy script that isn't disciplined enough to tap into our escapist imaginations, Jumper is a toothless travelogue that treks up the wrong charted route."
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"Disney’s The Jungle Book 2, contrary to belief, doesn’t have all the “Bare Necessities” needed to elevate this simplistic family fare beyond its direct-to-video status...a recycled, third-rate kiddie diversion that Disney haphazardly conjured up"
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"Cunningly perceptive and hip in its irresistible skepticism about the comforts and uncertainties of love, Juno is enchantingly bright and breezy in its effecting resonance."
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"In watching the harried antics of a blustery mismatched married couple in the disjointed Just Married, is there anyway we can get our 95 minutes annulled from this marital mockery?"
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"Slight, pointless and convincingly witless. Lohan's cinematic Luck runs out instantaneously...[this] convoluted comical piece is as lucky as a mutilated 2-leaf clover"
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