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2/4 |
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(2006) |
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"...feels relentlessly disjointed and garrulous. Consequently, this Da Vinci doesn't paint a pretty picture when it comes to tossing around its chaotic clues."
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1.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Daddy Day Care is a cinema-sized Romper Room reject looking to pine for its hollow hilarity by appealing to the non-judgmental and misplaced quirkiness of the targeted kid-friendly audience"
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2.5/4 |
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(2007) |
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"Daddy's Little Girls is a serviceable dramedy that's slightly outlandish but nevertheless strives to touch the heart with its well-intentioned vibes."
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2.5/4 |
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(2007) |
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"Heartwarming, quirky and quietly affecting...the overall package is peppered with an easy-going dosage of reflective schmaltz...warm, inviting and actively spirited..."
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C |
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(2003) |
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"Anyone familiar with movies like this doesn't need enhanced mind powers to recognize every event minutes before they happen."
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Movie Eye |
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2/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Johnson’s sensationalistic fantasy is surprisingly another arbitrary stunt-infested motion picture that has plenty of kinetic movement yet never really goes anywhere with its energizing format."
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1/4 |
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(2003) |
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"'Director Jonathan Liebesman helms a ridiculously familiar and arbitrary cheesy horror tale that doesn't effectively challenge the simple conventions of the fright genre.'"
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Movie Eye |
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1/4 |
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(2003) |
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"[A] laughable and lethargic scarefest."
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1.5/4 |
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(2006) |
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"Basically, this drawn-out vehicle is the equivalent of a defective whoopie cushion without the funny sounds...plays like a string of cheesy late night sketches."
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3.5/4 |
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(2006) |
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"...the gritty funnyman (Chappelle) invites us all to his specialized big event where the conscientious laughter and lyrics are symbolically joined at the soulful hip."
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3/4 |
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(2004) |
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"...a killer thriller that has an over-the-top raw presence that stimulates and takes its observers on a tumultuous trip through its perverse playground"
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2/4 |
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(2004) |
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"...a long-winded and loopy meteorology mishap. It’s too bad that this global gloom session couldn’t sweep away any sooner than its two-hour running time"
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Movie Eye |
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2/4 |
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(2007) |
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"Dead Silence is another shallow and shoddy spooky showcase that fills up on its atmospheric thrills more so than dispensing the roguish chills."
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Movie Eye |
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3/4 |
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(2008) |
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"Long after the credits roll one will be rendered both empty and lifted by a bewildered family's sudden forbidden journey into the abyss of emotional darkness."
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Movie Eye |
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2/4 |
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(2002) |
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"Sadly, a pending death for Smoochy is not instantaneous enough."
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Movie Eye |
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C- |
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(2003) |
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"The movie may try and hastily deliver Eva, but it barely delivers anything worthwhile beyond its sluggish pacing."
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Movie Eye |
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2/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Deliver Us From Eva is surprisingly a bland and fading “clash-of-the-sexes” comedy that has all the urgency of a giddy Cosmopolitan article...this film forgot to deliver the desired goods along with the convincing complexity that once consumed Eva"
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TheWorldJournal.com |
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1/5 |
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(2007) |
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"...a surefire reassurance that war is indeed hell...another prime example of ingenuity involving a box of crayons and someone's desperate idea for quick-witted lunacy."
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Movie Eye |
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3.5/4 |
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(2006) |
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"...riveting and fearless in its intriguing scope. The Departed beats us upside our heads with a flashy fury that stings more caustically than an avenging queen bee."
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1.5/4 |
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(2005) |
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"...mean-spirited and sophomoric sexual slapstick with all the trivial charm of a sloppy hickey on the neck...an extended dirty joke looking for perverse praise and attention"
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Movie Eye |
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2/4 |
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(2005) |
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"Grant’s broad narrative never quite reaches the subversive tone it’s aiming for so awkwardly. Much is thrown into Diary with the flimsy afterthought of a tossed salad"
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Movie Eye |
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2/4 |
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(2003) |
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"...the shoddy execution of Dickie Roberts is about a dozen of whoopie cushions inferior to the insightful other sources that knew how to skew the outrageousness of this subject matter."
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Movie Eye |
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3/4 |
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(2002) |
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"No doubt Tamahori has risen to the occasion in assuring the box office staying power of James Bond and his recurring jolting journeys. Die Another Day is indeed a view to a thrill."
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Movie Eye |
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2/4 |
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(2005) |
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"DIRTY boasts about a wayward police drama that needs considerable conscientious washing. Sadly, this perfunctory scrub job simply attacks the same old neglected stained areas."
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Movie Eye |
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1/4 |
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(2005) |
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"Dreadfully lacking...about as awkwardly received as a training bra on Anna Nicole Smith’s bouncy bosom...a cheap-minded farce aimed at the lowest common denominator"
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Movie Eye |
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1/4 |
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(2008) |
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"Pointlessly rancid and redundant...Hopefully, Disaster Movie will indeed vanish as quickly as a three-second burp at a chili-eating contest."
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Movie Eye |
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2.5/4 |
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(2007) |
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"Suitably giddy with its horror-movie platitudes aimed at mocking the facade of suburban hysteria...this thriller thrives with the right amount of scrappy charm and intrigue."
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Movie Eye |
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3/4 |
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(2004) |
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"However foolish Thurber’s premise may be, it has goofy-inspired gumption and you have to respect his motive for overseeing such intentional stupidity"
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Movie Eye |
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2/5 |
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(2001) |
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"Director Harold Becker helms what amounts to be a generic psychological drama that is about as complicated as a same-colored Rubix cube."
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Movie Eye |
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1.5/4 |
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(2005) |
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"The insufferable Domino severely suffers from a Vitamin “B” complex deficiency: blustery, banal, brainless and belaboring."
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Movie Eye |
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3/4 |
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(2006) |
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"Don't Trip...He Ain't Through With Me Yet! is the most decisive "Amen!" that the crafty and dapper Steve Harvey can get short of being baptized in the Nile River."
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TheWorldJournal.com |
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1.5/4 |
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(2005) |
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"As a grand big screen video game brought to exaggerated life, Doom is about as flexibly entertaining as a needlessly squeaky joystick...an over-extended misfire."
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Movie Eye |
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2/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Down with Love doesn’t even possess the dippy level of misunderstood sexual mischievousness so pronounced in a predictably heavy-handed ‘70s double-entendre Three’s Company rerun."
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Movie Eye |
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1.5/4 |
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(2003) |
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"[a] kiddie-coated clunker...The Cat in the Hat has the numbing staying power of sniffing artificial catnip...is one flick that is neutered down in its hackneyed state of mind"
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Movie Eye |
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1/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Wong's noxious narrative is nothing more than a hyperactive hackjob that may appease some 10-year old boy grasping his Jackie Chan action figure. [A] cobbled-together canker soar of a fantasy"
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Movie Eye |
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1.5/4 |
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(2002) |
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"One would have trouble trying to definitely pin down Kevin Costner's penchant for appearing in piffle-minded cinema...this unbalanced and emotionally-charged spookfest cannot overcome the tearjerking triteness and cockeyed contrivances"
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Movie Eye |
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1.5/4 |
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(2005) |
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"...intentionally mindless and as reckless as an open moonshine jug left on a steaming heater...shamelessly uneven and not very smart about its heralded idiocy"
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Movie Eye |
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1/4 |
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(2003) |
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"...one of the most rancid disappointments ever to be hatched as an intentional piece of flavorless entertainment. Undoubtedly, this dispiriting dreck has all the allure of a pepperoni-induced burp."
[movie review] |
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Movie Eye |
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2/4 |
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(2003) |
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"Duplex falls into the weaker category of DeVito’s warped wit where the intended mockery fell as flat as a tire riding over an army of thumb tacks...needs some serious renovation in its floors of so-called genuine chuckles"
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