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Frank Swietek

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C+
     (2004)      "An interesting misstep...the lead performances are superb, but even they can't make up for the hard-to-swallow story." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2007)      "The title of this stinker should really be compressed to P....You." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2007)      "There's a fine line between the gloriously grotesque and the repulsively grisly, and the picture crosses it too often." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2005)      "Harmless, though mediocre, live-action family fare...likely to strike even the small fry as covering awfully familiar territory." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2007)      "Though the influence of Chabrol is apparent in Dercourt's film, it's more than a mere encore; it's an inventive composition in its own right." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2002)      "All too familiar...basically the sort of cautionary tale that was old when 'Angels With Dirty Faces' appeared in 1938." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2006)      "Largely Masterpiece Theatre moviemaking, but of a very high order...an elegantly appointed, intelligently played picture that does Maugham's period piece proud." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2005)      "A mostly uncomfortable experience that doesn't carry a compensating degree of insight or impact." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
A-
     (2006)      "An astonishingly inventive portrait of childhood fears and hopes, an eerily beautiful modern fairy tale that truly merits the overused adjective magical." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2009)      "So bad it ought to be based on a video game." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2002)      "Viewers willing to settle for a refried thriller might be mildly intrigued...but anyone who's seen its superior models can't help but be disappointed." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D-
     (2004)      "A crude, violent tale of vigilante justice...[that] panders to the basest instincts of its viewers, and does so in the most coarsely calculating way." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B-
     (2004)      "It's nice, and occasionally affecting, but also fairly pedestrian." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2009)      "Part documentary, part fictional romcom, and all twee." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C+
     (2007)      "As a purely sensory experience Paprika is a spicy dish, but one that doesn't deliver much nourishment for the mind." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2005)      "Despite the obvious opportunities to turn this subject into a strident polemic, it follows an entirely different route--one that in the end carries considerably more impact." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2005)      "Earnest and well-intentioned though it may be, it just never rises above ordinary television-movie quality." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2008)      "For those able to tune in to its peculiar wavelength this deceptively simple film will prove another strangely profound [Van Sant] experience." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2009)      "Isn't much more than an extended exercise in horror tropes, but it's a clever one, expertly designed and executed, depending more on pulse-pounding suggestion rather than explicit violence." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B-
     (2008)      "Like a souffle overstuffed with ingredients. But it looks great on the plate, and enough of it is succulent to make up for the overcooked portions." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2007)      "Varied in tone and perspective, but also variable in narrative quality. But Paris je t'aime offers at least as many hits as misses." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2003)      "As a human document 'Party Monster' is pretty much a disaster...shapeless and sloppy." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (1975)      "Remains, thirty years later, as rambling, flaccid, enigmatically brooding and ultimately tedious as it was back in 1975." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D+
     (2008)      "When a picture asks you to puzzle through a chain of ambiguous clues to a surprise solution, you have a right to expect something better than watered-down Shyamalan." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D+
     (1999)      "Exhibits little passion and even less mind." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C+
     (2004)      "It definitely makes the viewer suffer--but it's debatable if by itself that's a truly enlightening contribution to one's understanding of Christ's message." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2007)      "Another graphic novel-y movie that presents its maniacal machismo on a smaller scale than 300 but makes up for it by being even loonier." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2008)      "An inordinately sleazy medical thriller operating on the erroneous belief that the combination of hot sex and cold corpses constitutes a real turn-on." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C+
     (2000)      "A typical Hollywood product that aims to get the adrenaline rushing and tug at the heartstrings, but doesn't much care about how shamelessly it goes about doing so." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2009)      "Just one long pratfall...an avalanche of really dumb action comedy that aims to be a variant on the Inspector Clouseau formula but fails miserably." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2000)      "Despite a ton of good intentions, the picture is numbingly obvious and crushingly sentimental." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2003)      "A flat, derivative pseudo-thriller...certainly the weakest of Woo's American movies. And before you ask, yes, I have seen 'Hard Target' (and rather liked it)." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2001)      "Strives to be a sweeping romantic epic, but sinks under the weight of a cliche-ridden script, pedestrian acting and sledgehammer direction." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2008)      "May not exactly be the belle of the ball, but this ugly duckling updating is certainly fetching enough to serve as enticing family entertainment." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2005)      "A black comedy told in the garish colors of Almodovar...well worth a look." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2009)      "Will genre fans take this totally artificial, over-the-top serial-killer movie as a straight thriller, or understand it as the parody one hopes it's intended to be?" [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D+
     (2007)      "Wants to be a Christmas perennial, but it wilts badly well before the final credits roll." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D-
     (2005)      "Couldn't the studio have done the decent thing and released it directly to slumber parties?" [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2004)      "A perfect bore that flunks every cinematic test." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2000)      "Commendably ambitious and genuinely exciting." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D-
     (2007)      "Perfectly awful...[a] luridly trashy whodunit that quickly degenerates into an appalling whydidtheydoit." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2006)      "Though it may come across more than a little precious and pretentious, its memory will linger in your mind long after those of other films have faded." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2007)      "With its simple but elegant (if not always ideally expressive) images (almost entirely in black-and-white) and its deadpan, self-deprecating tone of spunkiness in the face of woe, Persepolis is an agreeably accessible." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2002)      "Comes across like an audio book to which photos have been rather unnecessarily added." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2003)      "Like its cocky young hero, really does take wing...though it never reaches the stage of transcendent enchantment, the picture is still mighty good fun." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2004)      "A rather slight work, but especially for those acquainted with 'The Seagull' it should prove an intriguing exercise in translation." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2009)      "The intentions...are good, and the picture boasts a fine lead performance, but ultimately...it's just a fancy disease-of-the-week movie that comes off confused and overly cute." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2003)      "A thin conceit...slick, hyperkinetic but utterly superficial. You just might want to hang up." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
A-
     (2002)      "Refined and reserved but still haunting...one of the finer non-documentary films yet made about the deepest stain on twentieth-century history." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
A-
     (2002)      "At once difficult to watch and impossible to ignore, a brilliant and uncompromising portrait of a character both loathsome and pathetic." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
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