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 F |
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(2006) |
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"It would be easy to go on at length about how tasteless and repulsive the movie is, but what's really depressing about it is the repetitiveness and tedium."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 F |
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(2002) |
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"Like being trapped at a perpetual frat party...How can something so gross be so boring?"
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 C- |
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(2005) |
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"Lukewarm kitsch...neither powerful enough to be taken seriously nor splashily crude enough to be a guilty pleasure."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 D+ |
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(2001) |
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"For the audience this dreary piece is truly a losing proposition."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 D |
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(2007) |
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"An ensemble dramedy of manners that wrongly thinks it's clever and insightful, and will curdle the blood of all but the most soft-hearted viewers."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 B |
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(2004) |
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"The makers sustain its fragile, delicate spirit with considerable skill...in its curiously muted, ruminative fashion it proves oddly affecting."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 C |
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(2005) |
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"While beautifully crafted from a purely visual standpoint, the film remains structurally chaotic and emotionally remote."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 F |
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(2002) |
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"Deserving of immediate X-cision and X-termination, and its
makers forced to to perform some act of X-piation for it."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 D+ |
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(2001) |
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"A flick designed so exclusively for his rabid fans that
outsiders won't even understand, let alone enjoy it."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 C |
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(2001) |
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"The first half...is surprisingly lithe and stylish...That's not enough,
unfortunately, to save its increasingly poor second half, which
careens into silliness."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
|
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 C |
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(2003) |
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"'Jeepers Creepers 2' isn't terrible, just mediocre...it adds nothing to the genre and, like most sequels, doesn't top the initial installment."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 C |
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(2009) |
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"You have to give Cody and her cohorts credit for trying to pump some new blood into a stale genre, and there are moments of inspired cleverness...but they're not frequent or sustained enough."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 B- |
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(2009) |
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"Isn't startlingly new, but it's a nice twist on a familiar formula, and should satisfy anyone who wants to see the postman, as it were, ring yet again."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 C- |
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(2004) |
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"You might think you're trapped in a 'Bachelor Father' marathon...though it's hardly 'Gigli' redux, it's so mercilessly sweet and cloying that it might make you gagli."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 B+ |
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(2006) |
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"The scariest movie of the season by far...a fine, thought-provoking documentary."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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| |
 B |
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(1999) |
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"Despite the occasional miscalculation and disappointing last half-hour, an estimable piece of work."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 C |
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(2003) |
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"A slight, wispy confection that never manages to take wing."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 C- |
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(2004) |
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"Sporadically amusing but more often flat...its batting average is regrettably low."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 B |
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(2007) |
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"A sympathetic but rounded portrait...that's both inspiring and revealing about a man praised by some and unconscionably reviled by others."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
|
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 B- |
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(2001) |
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"It's no 'Shrek,' and not even a 'Monsters, Inc.,' but it's a genial
kidflick that should amuse the younger set."
[movie review] |
|
One Guy's Opinion |
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 B |
|
(2007) |
|
"The film's sensitive treatment of the domestic issues at the center of the story goes far to make up for the more problematic passages."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 D- |
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(2001) |
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"A grubby Forrest Gump minus the computer-generated presidents and the charm."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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| |
 C |
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(2000) |
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"Like its lead character, eventually becomes so aggravating that it long overstays its welcome."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
|
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 C- |
|
(2001) |
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"Innocuous and instantly forgettable...for the most part the material
is flat, and it's flatly played."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
|
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 F |
|
(2001) |
|
"In a summer of really rotten movies it still stands out for its
wretchedness...has the air of something falling several rungs
below straight-to-video standards."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
|
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 D+ |
|
(2002) |
|
"A meretricious melodrama that manages to reduce serious social
and economic issues to the most cheaply sensationalistic level."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
|
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| |
 C- |
|
(2006) |
|
"Can't make up its mind whether to be Mean Girls or Sixteen Candles, opting instead for a mixture of the two that doesn't really gel."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
|
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| |
 C |
|
(2003) |
|
"Like something that comes to theatres courtesy of a time warp rather than a projector...rather tedious despite Atkinson's oafish charm."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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| |
 F |
|
(2004) |
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"Not only a blatant ripoff of 'National Lampoon's Vacation,' it's a lousy one besides."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
|
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| |
 C |
|
(2002) |
|
"Where's a Vegamatic when you really need one?"
[movie review] |
|
One Guy's Opinion |
|
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| |
 D+ |
|
(2002) |
|
"A well-meaning but flat and awfully simple-minded parable
that aims to be uplifting and ends up rather silly."
[movie review] |
|
One Guy's Opinion |
|
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 B- |
|
(2007) |
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"A genuinely unsettling film about a sociopathic child...an enjoyably decorous creepshow."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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 D- |
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(2001) |
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"The target audience will probably find it condescending and cheesy, while others will dismiss it as grating and mercenary."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
|
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| |
 B |
|
(2008) |
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"This cheeky combination of updating and spoof makes for an agreeable amusement-park ride of a movie...all the more striking by being presented in very effective 3-D."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
|
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 |
| |
 D |
|
(2001) |
|
"A numbingly idiotic retread, a half-baked mixture of 'Duel' and
'The Hitcher' that's markedly inferior to both....Goes nowhere
fast."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
|
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| |
 C |
|
(2006) |
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"A slick but curiously superficial anti-war crowd-pleaser...more cloying than uplifting."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
|
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| |
 C |
|
(2004) |
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"A series of scare scenes that seem arbitrary even by the lax standards of the genre. If you like a little logic to go with your cinematic chills, you'd better look elsewhere."
[movie review] |
|
One Guy's Opinion |
|
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| |
 C+ |
|
(1997) |
|
Click here to see the review!
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
|
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| |
 C+ |
|
(2009) |
|
"For all the talent invested in Julie & Julia, it's ultimately a bland cinematic dish that needed more comedic spice."
[movie review] |
|
One Guy's Opinion |
|
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| |
 C |
|
(2001) |
|
"This 'Jump' is more like a stumble."
[movie review] |
|
One Guy's Opinion |
|
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| |
 D |
|
(2008) |
|
"An elaborate but messy sci-fi chase...marked by flat characterization, a narrative rife with illogic, and surprisingly poor special effects."
[movie review] |
|
One Guy's Opinion |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 B+ |
|
(2005) |
|
"An artfully simple, quietly perceptive movie...one of the most honest, revealing portraits of familial love and friction to hit the screen in years."
[movie review] |
|
One Guy's Opinion |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 C |
|
(2003) |
|
"More squeaky echo than rambunctious roar...resolutely lacks enchantment."
[movie review] |
|
One Guy's Opinion |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 B+ |
|
(2007) |
|
"Almost impudently wry and sassy but with an unexpected vein of seriousness and poignancy, this is a crowd-pleaser of the best sort."
[movie review] |
|
One Guy's Opinion |
|
 |
 |
 |
| |
 C- |
|
(2001) |
|
"The musty odor of a fossil hangs over the whole enterprise"
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
|
 |
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| |
 F |
|
(2002) |
|
"A dismally unfunny clunker...Do yourself a favor and just kiss it off."
[movie review] |
|
One Guy's Opinion |
|
 |
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 |
| |
 C- |
|
(2005) |
|
"A succession of frantic, and frequently brutal, slapstick episodes...raucous but largely mirthless."
[movie review] |
|
One Guy's Opinion |
|
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 |
| |
 B- |
|
(2005) |
|
"May not exactly amount to paradise, but at least it's not the purgatorial experience many pictures of this sort are."
[movie review] |
|
One Guy's Opinion |
|
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 |
 |
| |
 C- |
|
(1999) |
|
Click here to see the review!
[movie review] |
|
One Guy's Opinion |
|
 |
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| |
 F |
|
(2003) |
|
"Just terrible...a witless, moronic bore."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
|
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