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Frank Swietek

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F
     (2006)      "It would be easy to go on at length about how tasteless and repulsive the movie is, but what's really depressing about it is the repetitiveness and tedium." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2002)      "Like being trapped at a perpetual frat party...How can something so gross be so boring?" [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2005)      "Lukewarm kitsch...neither powerful enough to be taken seriously nor splashily crude enough to be a guilty pleasure." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D+
     (2001)      "For the audience this dreary piece is truly a losing proposition." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2007)      "An ensemble dramedy of manners that wrongly thinks it's clever and insightful, and will curdle the blood of all but the most soft-hearted viewers." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2004)      "The makers sustain its fragile, delicate spirit with considerable skill...in its curiously muted, ruminative fashion it proves oddly affecting." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2005)      "While beautifully crafted from a purely visual standpoint, the film remains structurally chaotic and emotionally remote." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2002)      "Deserving of immediate X-cision and X-termination, and its makers forced to to perform some act of X-piation for it." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D+
     (2001)      "A flick designed so exclusively for his rabid fans that outsiders won't even understand, let alone enjoy it." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2001)      "The first half...is surprisingly lithe and stylish...That's not enough, unfortunately, to save its increasingly poor second half, which careens into silliness." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2003)      "'Jeepers Creepers 2' isn't terrible, just mediocre...it adds nothing to the genre and, like most sequels, doesn't top the initial installment." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2009)      "You have to give Cody and her cohorts credit for trying to pump some new blood into a stale genre, and there are moments of inspired cleverness...but they're not frequent or sustained enough." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B-
     (2009)      "Isn't startlingly new, but it's a nice twist on a familiar formula, and should satisfy anyone who wants to see the postman, as it were, ring yet again." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2004)      "You might think you're trapped in a 'Bachelor Father' marathon...though it's hardly 'Gigli' redux, it's so mercilessly sweet and cloying that it might make you gagli." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2006)      "The scariest movie of the season by far...a fine, thought-provoking documentary." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (1999)      "Despite the occasional miscalculation and disappointing last half-hour, an estimable piece of work." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2003)      "A slight, wispy confection that never manages to take wing." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2004)      "Sporadically amusing but more often flat...its batting average is regrettably low." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2007)      "A sympathetic but rounded portrait...that's both inspiring and revealing about a man praised by some and unconscionably reviled by others." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B-
     (2001)      "It's no 'Shrek,' and not even a 'Monsters, Inc.,' but it's a genial kidflick that should amuse the younger set." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2007)      "The film's sensitive treatment of the domestic issues at the center of the story goes far to make up for the more problematic passages." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D-
     (2001)      "A grubby Forrest Gump minus the computer-generated presidents and the charm." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2000)      "Like its lead character, eventually becomes so aggravating that it long overstays its welcome." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2001)      "Innocuous and instantly forgettable...for the most part the material is flat, and it's flatly played." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2001)      "In a summer of really rotten movies it still stands out for its wretchedness...has the air of something falling several rungs below straight-to-video standards." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D+
     (2002)      "A meretricious melodrama that manages to reduce serious social and economic issues to the most cheaply sensationalistic level." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2006)      "Can't make up its mind whether to be Mean Girls or Sixteen Candles, opting instead for a mixture of the two that doesn't really gel." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2003)      "Like something that comes to theatres courtesy of a time warp rather than a projector...rather tedious despite Atkinson's oafish charm." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2004)      "Not only a blatant ripoff of 'National Lampoon's Vacation,' it's a lousy one besides." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2002)      "Where's a Vegamatic when you really need one?" [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D+
     (2002)      "A well-meaning but flat and awfully simple-minded parable that aims to be uplifting and ends up rather silly." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B-
     (2007)      "A genuinely unsettling film about a sociopathic child...an enjoyably decorous creepshow." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D-
     (2001)      "The target audience will probably find it condescending and cheesy, while others will dismiss it as grating and mercenary." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2008)      "This cheeky combination of updating and spoof makes for an agreeable amusement-park ride of a movie...all the more striking by being presented in very effective 3-D." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2001)      "A numbingly idiotic retread, a half-baked mixture of 'Duel' and 'The Hitcher' that's markedly inferior to both....Goes nowhere fast." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2006)      "A slick but curiously superficial anti-war crowd-pleaser...more cloying than uplifting." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2004)      "A series of scare scenes that seem arbitrary even by the lax standards of the genre. If you like a little logic to go with your cinematic chills, you'd better look elsewhere." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C+
     (1997)      Click here to see the review! [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C+
     (2009)      "For all the talent invested in Julie & Julia, it's ultimately a bland cinematic dish that needed more comedic spice." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2001)      "This 'Jump' is more like a stumble." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2008)      "An elaborate but messy sci-fi chase...marked by flat characterization, a narrative rife with illogic, and surprisingly poor special effects." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2005)      "An artfully simple, quietly perceptive movie...one of the most honest, revealing portraits of familial love and friction to hit the screen in years." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2003)      "More squeaky echo than rambunctious roar...resolutely lacks enchantment." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2007)      "Almost impudently wry and sassy but with an unexpected vein of seriousness and poignancy, this is a crowd-pleaser of the best sort." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2001)      "The musty odor of a fossil hangs over the whole enterprise" [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2002)      "A dismally unfunny clunker...Do yourself a favor and just kiss it off." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2005)      "A succession of frantic, and frequently brutal, slapstick episodes...raucous but largely mirthless." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B-
     (2005)      "May not exactly amount to paradise, but at least it's not the purgatorial experience many pictures of this sort are." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (1999)      Click here to see the review! [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2003)      "Just terrible...a witless, moronic bore." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
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