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C- |
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(2009) |
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"The first 3-D movie from Jerry Bruckheimer, the last producer you'd think of whose pictures needed to be more in-your-face."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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D- |
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(2009) |
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"Practically a compendium of everything that's wrong with Hollywood action flicks nowadays--a non-stop orgy of cheesy, chaotic CGI effects unencumbered by any human dimension."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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F |
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(2009) |
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"A virulently ugly, unpleasant movie to look at as well as an incredibly stupid one, an insult to the eye as well as the brain."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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F |
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(2004) |
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"Degrades both those who chose to appear in it and those of us unfortunate enough to watch it."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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B+ |
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(2002) |
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"A powerful, compelling and intelligent if imperfect work...a film of enormous ambition which realizes its aims more often than not."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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D |
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(2002) |
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"Glizty but formulaic and silly...Cagney's 'top of the world' has been replaced by the bottom of the barrel."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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F |
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(2003) |
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"The music in it is uniformly lousy, but one doesn't notice because everything surrounding it s even worse."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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C+ |
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(2004) |
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"Has incidental pleasures, but it's no cinematic Eden...a picture with nice moments that never connect into an especially enlightening or compelling whole."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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D |
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(2004) |
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"Frantic but flat, a picture so neutered and declawed that even toddlers will find it too bland for their taste."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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C- |
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(2006) |
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"Though mediocre, it's not the complete load of kitty litter the first movie was."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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D- |
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(2006) |
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"A pretentious gabfest...When one of the characters opines toward the close, 'This has been a complete waste of time,' you'll be hard pressed not to nod in agreement."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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F |
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(2009) |
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"Excruciating...its awfulness is so profound that it actually takes on a perverse fascination."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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D- |
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(2008) |
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"George Romero's zombie franchise has definitely run out of brains as well as steam."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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B |
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(2005) |
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"Nothing more than a zombie movie, but it's a first-class zombie movie, good, ghoulish fun, staged with skill and a nicely twisted sense of humor."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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C- |
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(2000) |
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"The sort of picture that murkily suggests all sorts of deep meanings
because it's fundamentally incoherent."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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D- |
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(2007) |
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"A berserk combination of tasteless comedy and even more tasteless melodrama."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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A |
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(2003) |
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"Those willing to venture off the beaten cinematic path may find this visually dazzling, intellectually stimulating film a rare and wondrous discovery."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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F |
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(2000) |
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"If you should happen to get this Carter, just stamp it 'return to sender' and ship it back without delay."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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D |
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(2005) |
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"This movie may make a bunch of money, but it's D.O.A."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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C |
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(2008) |
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"Uses the old show merely as a springboard for a fairly conventional comedy-action movie that's louder, more frenetic and, ultimately, dumber."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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B- |
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(1999) |
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"Quite a delightful surprise, a characteristically deliberate but singularly amusing shaggy-dog tale."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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C- |
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(2004) |
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"Pretty much impenetrable, but what makes it especially exhausting is a mountain of technical babble and long-winded philosophical reveries that slow everything down."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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D- |
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(2007) |
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"Crappy comic, worse movie...joins Albert Pyun's Captain America at the bottom of the Marvel barrel."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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D+ |
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(2002) |
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"A soggy, shapeless mess...just a dumb excuse for a waterlogged equivalent of a haunted-house movie."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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B |
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(2008) |
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"A comedy that's genuinely funny without being gross, and genuinely warm without becoming maudlin, a winning combination of sour and sweet that's both tasty and satisfying"
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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B |
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(2001) |
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"Will provide modest enjoyment for viewers who like a
challenge and don't go expecting too much."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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D+ |
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(2009) |
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"This crude reworking of Dickens was probably a bad idea to begin with, but it's so haplessly done that it didn't have a ghost of a chance."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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B+ |
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(2003) |
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"A voyage of discovery that's generally absorbing and sometimes breathtaking, though some of the directorial choices are unnecessarily glitzy."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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B- |
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(2001) |
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"If you're willing to suspend disbelief for a couple of hours, you should find the result a real -- if rather guilty -- pleasure."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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C- |
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(2008) |
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"The protagonist might be so laid-back that he practically disappears, but the picture itself tries much too hard--and stumbles."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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F |
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(2003) |
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"Ben and J-Lo are no Tracy and Hepburn--they're more like the Sean Penn and Madonna of Shanghai Surprise. And their movie is just as rotten as that one."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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B |
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(2008) |
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"While not one of the director's best works, it's a classy, sophisticated entertainment with a typically rich subtext."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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C |
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(2009) |
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"A confection that has gone sour before you've finished consuming it."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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C |
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(2004) |
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"In trying to add some spice to the customary formula, it winds up more tasteless than tasty...a distinctly uneasy combination of light and shade."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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B |
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(1999) |
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"It shows a lightness of style and a command of craft that make it a delectable treat, if not a terribly fulfilling one."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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C+ |
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(2003) |
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"The picture's elegant look consistently delights the senses, but its lack of substance ultimately leaves the viewer feeling comparatively undernourished."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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B+ |
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(2000) |
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"Natural, unforced and surprisingly compelling."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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B+ |
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(2009) |
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"May not plumb the emotional depths, but in its cool, detached way it's a sharply observed commentary on the parched, incomplete relationships that result from a merely capitalist mentality."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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B- |
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(2000) |
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"It's sufficiently grandiose and sporadically exciting to hold a viewer's attention through its duller stretches."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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D- |
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(2001) |
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"Lurid, ludicrous, and, in its idiotic finale, protracted beyond
endurance."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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D- |
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(2001) |
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"A hopeless chain of cliches--half wish-fulfillment fantasy and half
weepy soap opera."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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B |
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(2003) |
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"A wonderfully entertaining, old-fashioned melodrama of love and war."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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C |
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(2006) |
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"A few sizes too small for the story it wants to tell...a picture that leaves no cliche unturned in its journey to a foreordained conclusion."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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C |
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(2004) |
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"A movie of fits and starts, sharpness and stumbles. And it comes up short in the end."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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C- |
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(2006) |
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"By the final whistle you end up feeling as battered by the banalities as some of the on-screen players are by the nasty hits they endure on the field."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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B |
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(2007) |
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"Satisfying enough to demonstrate that some stories deserve to be told more than once."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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C- |
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(2002) |
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"An incredibly irritating comedy about thoroughly vacuous people...manages to embody the worst excesses of nouvelle vague without any of its sense of fun or energy."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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C |
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(2003) |
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"An honorable try, but also a trying picture...While the battle recreations are expertly done, everything else in the movie has a stilted, historical-pageant feel."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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F |
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(2004) |
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"So not scary that it's positively frightening--and not in a good sense...Just stamp it as you would a piece of unwanted mail: Return to sender."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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D |
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(2000) |
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"The unhappy truth is that in its own chintzy, ostentatiously jokey way it's every bit as boring and silly as the 1998 American retelling."
[movie review] |
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One Guy's Opinion |
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