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Frank Swietek

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     (1982)      "Unquestionably a classic." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2008)      "A very juvenile copy of its Hitchcock-Kubrick models, efficiently made in the overwrought mold of contemporary action-adventure movies but a painfully loud--and silly--knockoff of the originals." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2007)      "Wants to be charmingly off-kilter but comes across as insufferably grating." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
A-
     (1999)      "Exceptionally funny and quite affecting." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C+
     (1999)      "The horrifying historical background has been transformed into a conventional melodrama, and much of it has a bogus feel." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2007)      "A riveting drama...it's only by comparison to Cronenberg's best that it comes up slightly short." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B-
     (2009)      "While everyone won't agree with the approach...it does result in the sort of mildly amusing, feel-good period piece with an easy-to-swallow message that appeals to today's older audiences." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2002)      "The treatment is so meandering and flaccid that what might have been a spicy study of service capitalism instead proves a decidedly bland dish." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2009)      "Presumably it was the fact that the DVD release schedule for the week was already filled that explains the escape of this picture to theatres--it really belongs on a video store shelf or a late-night slot on a non-premium cable network." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2005)      "Though the 'religious' overtones are a new touch, ends up seeming like one of those amusingly cheesy semi-supernatural thrillers broadcast as 'originals' on the SciFi Network." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
A-
     (2008)      "Intricate emotionally as well as in narrative terms, poignant but not mawkish, and told in an austerely compelling style, this is a wise and absorbing drama." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2009)      "The picture's combination of stylistic splash and pretentious turgidity makes for a long slog. It may be accurate, but by the time it drags to an end, you won't really care." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C+
     (2005)      "Opts for a bland middle road...a mixture that comes across as rather a cop-out." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C+
     (2006)      "It's difficult not to find the dogs strong and sympathetic creatures, but, alas, the human side lets them down in more ways than one." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D+
     (2002)      "So crummy that you might feel like squishing it underfoot when it's over." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2000)      "Unhappily it lacks a sense of style distinctive enough to overcome its derivative quality." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2008)      "A mature, small-scaled drama that's both insightful and affecting." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D-
     (2005)      "Laughably bad...a tepid, torpid comic-book movie that could accurately be described as this year's Catwoman." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
A-
     (2003)      "The mixture of the mundane and the poetic in 'Elephant' creates a mesmerizing mood...reinforces Van Sant's position as one of the minimalist magicians of contemporary cinema." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2003)      "A cheerfully inoffensive cinematic bauble that may be no more durable than a tree ornament but should charm the parents and kids who will flock to it." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2007)      "Stilted and juvenile, more Classics Illustrated than classic....the dialogue is pocked with banalities and howlers." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2005)      "None of it seems remotely real. Elizabethtown may be an actual place, but 'Elizabethtown' seems like nowhere on earth, because Crowe's script is so disjointed and tone-deaf." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2004)      "Note well that Ella is enchanted, not enchanting...any charm it might have possessed is buried under reams of cuteness and silly anachronism." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2002)      "By maintaining a modest stance and a gentle, affectionate tone it emerges as winning rather than wearying." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C+
     (2003)      "Despite its virtues, the picture comes across rather like something that has itself been disinterred from the fairly remote past." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2002)      "Both ploddingly earnest and curiously phony...the surface gloss can't disguise the emptiness of what lies within." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2002)      "A historical re-imagining of grace, wit and surprising poignancy, combining gentle humor, charm and a touch of whimsical melancholy in a remarkably enjoyable whole." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2000)      "Uneven, especially in the first half, but it gains momentum as it goes and ends on a rousing high." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2002)      "Just a piece of flashy trash, disheartening in terms of both its empty cinematic pizzazz and its calculated amorality." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D+
     (2006)      "Before his transformation for the love of Amy, hero Zack's motto was 'Why bother trying?' That seems to have been the filmmakers' mantra, too...a bland, formulaic rehash." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2007)      "Smart, sassy and sweet but...never vulgar or mean, it's a knowing but not condescending modern family-friendly fairy tale." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2007)      "At once haunting and surprisingly engaging, a unique vision of a unique place and of the people crazy or dedicated enough (or both) to devote themselves to it." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B-
     (2001)      "Very much the sort of thing that one finds--and enjoys--on PBS all the time." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2004)      "For all its sheen and suggestion of profundity, it winds up seeming a slasher movie with intellectual pretensions." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C+
     (2001)      "Has impressive moments, but they're buried in a rubble of melodramatic excess that would have seemed corny in a film made while the war was actually being waged." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2002)      "A highly polished but contrived and strangely staid spy story...the picture offers an ounce of historical truth and a pound of dramatic license." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2002)      "Grossly sensationalistic....Though it has a certain cheap visceral power, you'll probably leave it feeling about as abused as its battered but determined heroine." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2005)      "At times comes off as a bit too smart itself, almost smug in its often jokey post-mortem of the company's excesses, but on the whole it acquits itself remarkably well." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2004)      "Where's that can of Vapoorizer when you need it? Just aim it at the screen and push." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2007)      "One of those throw-everything-at-the-screen-and-see-if-anything-sticks movies...In this case, nothing does...All terrible--puerile, vulgar and unfunny." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D+
     (2002)      "A flaccid sci-fi opus slavishly modeled on 'Fahrenheit 451'...flat and antiseptic." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2006)      "Essentially a repeat of the first episode of Star Wars dropped into a Lord of the Rings context...comes across as plodding and rather dull." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2000)      "Erin Brockovich is pretty pat and predictable stuff." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2002)      "An ambitious, serious film that manages to do virtually everything wrong; sitting through it is something akin to an act of cinematic penance." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2005)      "This oddball mixture of bloodsucking horror and soft-core porn is both objectively terrible and perversely fascinating." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C+
     (2004)      "Another unpleasantly glib, shallow demonstration of Kaufman's self-satisfied cleverness, further marred by failed pretensions to profundity about romantic destiny." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2001)      "A film of quiet intensity, employing simple techniques to build, gradually but inexorably, considerable impact." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2004)      "'Eurotrash' is more like it--even the opening animated credits are repulsive." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2007)      "A soggy mess...To think it's any good would require a supreme act of faith." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2002)      "A formula family tearjerker told with a heavy Irish brogue...accentuating, rather than muting, the plot's saccharine thrust." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
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