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Frank Swietek

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C-
     (2006)      "It doesn't take a great code-breaker to decipher the fact that for all the elaborate theorizing and running about in it, this movie is awfully empty-headed and flat-footed." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2007)      "Memo to Cuba: if you're offered the lead in a sequel to Murphy's Pluto Nash, say no." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2003)      "Efficient, if cloying, crowd-pleaser...it does manage to hit its target, even if it's aiming very low." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2002)      "A subtly creepy, gently disturbing portrait of a genuinely disturbed man...The point of the exercise might not be apparent, but its artistry certainly is." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2005)      "The old 'Bachelor Father' formula is resurrected with a killer dose of whimsy in this pointedly quirky, almost unbearably dilatory feature." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2009)      "Even if you're not a soccer fan you should respond to...another expert mining of historical record by Peter Morgan [that's] not so much a sports movie as a character study." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2007)      "As resolutely plastic and formulaic as most half-hour network comedy pilots." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (1999)      "It offers its not-so-profound socio-political commentary in a pointlessly showy style thatsays more about its creator's self-importance than any message he wants to deliver." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2003)      "Despite Bardem's charisma and an intriguing scenario based on historical events, it's flabby and more than faintly self-indulgent." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2005)      "Almost laughably mournful...would be substandard even for broadcast on a basic cable outlet." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2002)      "A promising, unconventional, often affecting though uneven effort...a commendable, if flawed, attempt to breathe new life into the coming-of-age genre." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2004)      "Like its protagonist, it loses altitude and crashes. Unlike him, though, it doesn't manage to get up again." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2003)      "Ironically, the problem with 'Daredevil' is that it takes absolutely no risks...even when you're watching it for the first time, it feels like a movie you've already seen." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D+
     (2007)      "It looks wonderful...but feels thin and weightless, as pretty a bauble as a Christmas tree ornament and ultimately just about as durable." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2003)      "Little more than a pale contemporary version of 'L.A. Confidential'...strident and pat." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B-
     (2001)      "Formulaic and manipulative, to be sure, but its sincerity and good-heartedness keep it from crashing and burning." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2008)      "A superior sequel, remarkable for its blend of serious themes and crowd-pleasing action, with a performance by Heath Ledger that's a memorable coda to a career cut far too short." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D-
     (2008)      "Less unusual than simply nutty...while it's kind of intriguing, it comes nowhere near to being satisfying." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2005)      "This 'Water' may be agreeably dark, but it turns out that it's disappointingly shallow, too." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2003)      "Less mystifying than incoherent, inviting more giggles than shudders." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2003)      "The truly frightening darkness...is when the house lights dim and this wretched excuse for a thriller starts up...a chaotic jumble of horror movie tropes." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2006)      "Though it obviously concentrates very skillfully on a particular time and place, it also points to larger global issues that should make us all stop and think." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2006)      "Calling it ghastly would be an act of kindness toward this woefully unfunny take-off on the cliches of Hollywood romantic comedies." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2006)      "If you like the guy and the sort of music featured at his bash, give it a try. If not, give it a pass and check out Neil Young: Heart of Gold instead." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2008)      "So clumsily made that even its hopeful message can't make it go down pleasantly." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2004)      "There isn't much here that you haven't encountered in lots of other horror movies, but you'll rarely have seen the familiar elements delivered so effectively." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2004)      "Blizzards, tornados and floods--oh, my!...Just a brainless orgy of special effects periodically interrupted by sappy human-interest episodes." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
A-
     (2001)      "A remarkable combination of stark realism and poetic fantasy, providing further evidence of the vibrancy of contemporary Iranian filmmaking." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2007)      "The cinematic equivalent of a bludgeon that wallops you into a sort of mindless stupor with its brazenly stupid plot and chintzy visual pyrotechnics." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2004)      "A promising premise without a successful follow-through...vacillates between preachy tract and bland comedy." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2006)      "Can be heavy-handed at times but overall makes its points with considerable power." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B-
     (2004)      "Uneven and ultimately superficial...but the composer's enduring genius and the lavish production are enough to make the picture worth a listen and a look." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C+
     (2006)      "Ambitious, but while it serves as a showcase for some terrific performances, it achieves the wrenching drama it's aiming for only intermittently." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2007)      "This Silence is definitely D.O.A.,...a genre movie that's well-produced, but extremely silly and not at all scary." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B-
     (2008)      "A pleasant--or I should say pleasantly unpleasant--surprise...a[n]...effective character study dressed up as a grisly horror movie." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2005)      "A reasonably digestible slice of domestic drama--one that's good-hearted, but that doesn't give you excessive heartburn." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2007)      "An attempt at dark comedy that comes off more dark than comic...strained and effortful rather than blithely lighthearted." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
F
     (2008)      "Loud, vulgar and stupid, but what's most amazing is that despite all the bedlam, it will probably either bore you to tears or send you into gales of unintended laughter." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2007)      "Tawdry and unintentionally hilarious...so ludicrous that it's hard to suppress a guffaw while you watch it." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2002)      "Less bizarrely funny than just bizarre. You're likely to leave it feeling more exhausted than entertained." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2007)      "Sweet--indeed, cloying--coming-of-age tale...the barrage of messages it carries ultimately proves too heavy a cargo." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D
     (2008)      "As a thriller Deception isn't deceptive or thrilling enough; it's like a puzzle one can put together too easily and, when finished, doesn't reveal much of value." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
D-
     (2006)      "There must be an underground contest in Hollywood to see who can make the worst Christmas movie...Hang the Crepe would be more appropriate." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C+
     (2005)      "You can safely await its appearance on the small screen in your home." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B
     (2001)      "An intriguing, if flawed, picture of a woman driven to the most extreme measures to protect her wayward son." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
B+
     (2007)      "This isn't primarily an adventure story, though it's very suspenseful; it's first and foremost a profoundly sad tale of human frailty." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2008)      "A powerful tale, but one that's done in so old-fashioned, heavy-handed a fashion that it already seems dated." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2008)      "Maybe you'll enjoy this, but it's definitely no romantic comedy classic." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C
     (2006)      "Just a middle-grade action-adventure with pretensions and serious script problems." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
  
C-
     (2003)      "Practically laughless...most viewers will plead for deliverance not just from Eva, but from the whole movie." [movie review]      One Guy's Opinion   
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