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2.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"A flawed but likable piece of fluff with zany antics and earnest sentiment to spare. Its infectious energy and naively big heart gradually win you over."
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3/4 |
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(2009) |
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"The picture glimpses what it might really be like if the earth went to hell. As shattering as the sights are, turning away is out of the question."
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DustinPutman.com |
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1/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Nearly incomprehensible, the picture devolves quickly into an array of shaky cam, epilepsy-inducing editing, and blatantly fake CGI bloodshed the color of red paint."
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DustinPutman.com |
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1/4 |
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(2009) |
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"If a Hallmark greeting card could throw up, the puke would come in the form of The Blind Side."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Depressingly old-fashioned verging on misogynistic."
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DustinPutman.com |
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1/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Do anal probe gags sound like fine family entertainment? How about multiple scenes depicting ugly gay panic? Not to worry; a penis joke referring to a male member as an 'antenna' is right around the corner."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Giant-sized, explosive and technically astounding. This is no less than the end of the world Roland Emmerich is dealing with, and he tosses into the pot so much delirious spectacle that, yes, there are even kitchen sinks in sight."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2/4 |
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(2009) |
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"A defibrillator could have only helped."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Goes off on a bunch of wild, convoluted tangents that don't add up and grow sillier by the minute. By the time nosebleed epidemics, watery portals and NASA experiments are added into the mix, the picture has walked off a ledge it never recovers from."
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DustinPutman.com |
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4/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Precious is a rarefied beauty, an innately human story that offers inspiration without sap, fleeting hope without contrivance, ultimate redemption with sincerity. One of the year's best and boldest."
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DustinPutman.com |
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1.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"A loopy, fact-scattered comedy close to woeful in its failure at producing laughs and some much-needed levity. If there is some big, meaningful point to the film, it is lost in a landmine of slapstick and mugging."
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DustinPutman.com |
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3/4 |
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(2009) |
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"In a land of recycled ideas and remakes, The Fourth Kind is a valiant original, no matter how deceptive it may ultimately be."
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DustinPutman.com |
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3/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Children not already familiar with the past iterations of A Christmas Carol will be in heaven if they can get past the spookier elements, while the rest of viewers will be happy with, if not quite euphoric for, what Robert Zemeckis has cooked up."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"An uneven comedy that gets high scores for the amount of laughs it does provide. My assessment? Normal is overrated."
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DustinPutman.com |
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3/4 |
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(2009) |
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"A resonant coming-of-age story, at once tough and delicate, that signifies how much times have changed in the proceeding fifty years, and, in other ways, how much they have stayed the same."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"The film paints Michael Jackson in a glorious light, making certain that, since he did not live to see his visions come to fruition on the London stage, this cinematic rough draft would be a swan song worth being proud of."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2/4 |
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(2009) |
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"The good news: it is easily a step up from the worthless, dirge-worthy likes of Saw IV and Saw V. The not-so-good news, then, is that the film is still unnecessary and convoluted, the series having long since run out of steam and freshness."
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DustinPutman.com |
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1.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"A morbidly insensitive insult."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"There is an undoubted vision behind the cameras, one that is bound to only crystallize if the powers-that-be give this potential new franchise the nurturing it deserves."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Overly glorifies its human subject, cautious to get its hands dirty and dig beneath the surface of Earhart's public life. And yet, even so, Hilary Swank is a joy to watch."
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DustinPutman.com |
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1/4 |
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(2009) |
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"The Stepfather is studio-produced drivel that puts a negative label on horror movies and psychological chillers. The only pleasure to be had from watching it is to so easily be able to pick it apart."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2/4 |
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(2009) |
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"When does a highly watchable movie stop being a beacon of enjoyment and turn into a morally reprehensible insult? For one, when its name happens to be Law Abiding Citizen."
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DustinPutman.com |
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4/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Bold and cinematic, at once wondrously epic yet achingly intimate and honest. Touting it as this century's answer to 1939's The Wizard of Oz would not be flagrant hyperbole."
[movie review] |
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DustinPutman.com |
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2/4 |
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(2009) |
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"A faint promising shadow of the potential masterwork it should have been."
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DustinPutman.com |
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1.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"After traveling to Eden with the shallow, self-involved, unpleasant twits that populate Couples Retreat, you'll be wishing they'd all have packed their bags and gone straight to hell, instead."
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DustinPutman.com |
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3.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"A fairy tale gone fatalistically wrong, the stark opposite of happily ever after. Impresses with its sheer dauntless, sobering nerve."
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DustinPutman.com |
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3.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Puts to shame most major studio horror releases. Classy even while getting down-and-dirty, unusually savvy about the importance of tension and character nuance over viscera and a soulless body count."
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DustinPutman.com |
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3/4 |
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(2009) |
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"The viewer walks out of Paranormal Activity wishing there was more to it, while acknowledging all the same that the film's cumulative impact is formidable, permeating long after the lights have come up."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Anyone up on current events and at least passingly familiar with the history of the U.S. will learn few new insights. What they will learn is that they have seen this all before, and done better, by a director who seems to be going through the paces."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Perhaps bites off more than it can comfortably chew, but isn't without a pleasing portion of food for thought for viewers tired of being unchallenged by mainstream studio fare."
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DustinPutman.com |
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3/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Never less than sheer fun, Whip It enlivens Bliss' touching journey and makes roller derby seem so much cooler than boring old football or basketball."
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DustinPutman.com |
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3/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Playing like a useful survival guide to an undead outbreak, a guts-filled horror film that turns George Romero on his head, and a knowing, occasionally referential screwball comedy, Zombieland is a zippy blast."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2/4 |
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(2009) |
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"By the time one of the creatures tosses a character a pipe and they proceed to martial arts fight, it's safe to presume that a shark has been jumped and there is no turning things around."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Broaches topical subjects with a meditative quality that blends nicely with its dark brand of not-so-far-off fantasy."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Where's Thin Lizzy when you need them?"
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DustinPutman.com |
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2/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Some of the students specialize in classical music, others in dance, and still others in singing and acting, but the one thing they all have in common is their apparent enrollment in Clichés 101."
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DustinPutman.com |
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3/4 |
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(2009) |
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"A surprisingly thoughtful romantic drama saddled with a climactic scene so cloying and artificial that one can hardly believe it's part of the same movie. And yet, what surrounds this five-minute faux pas is really kind of great."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Jennifer's Body could strip away its violence and otherworldly elements and would still work as a supernaturally-tinged emblem of teenage life."
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DustinPutman.com |
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1.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Repetitive to the point of supreme annoyance, The Informant! would have been better informed with a page-one rewrite."
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DustinPutman.com |
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3/4 |
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(2009) |
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"It is often not the case that genuine originality shines through in studio filmmaking, but that feat has been more than achieved here."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2/4 |
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(2009) |
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"In spite of a peppy pace and speckles of inspiration here and there, Sorority Row feels empty and laborious when it should be fun, insincere when it should be earnest. Much like the sisters of Theta Pi, a brain couldn't have hurt, too."
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DustinPutman.com |
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1.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"When serious moments are accompanied again and again by collective widespread laughter from an otherwise well-behaved audience, it is a tell-tale sign that something has gone very wrong in translation from page to screen."
[movie review] |
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DustinPutman.com |
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1/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Ranks down there with Battle for Terra as the year's weakest animated venture."
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DustinPutman.com |
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.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"When Mary tearfully confesses that she wears her red boots because they make her toes "feel like ten friends on a camping trip," the viewer doesn't know whether to explode in laughter or die from the osmosis of Sandra Bullock's own humiliation."
[movie review] |
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DustinPutman.com |
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1/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Stunningly impersonal and underdeveloped, Gamer consists of pawns posing as people going through the motions of directors Neveldine's and Taylor's ugly orgy of style over substance."
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DustinPutman.com |
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2/4 |
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(2009) |
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"The plot strands wander all over the place with minimal focus, adding up to one overwhelming question: what was the point?"
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DustinPutman.com |
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2.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"The destination of the title is never in any doubt, but the getting-there is giddily devious and playful. For the fourth outing in a thought-tired series, The Final Destination has some surprising sparks of life to it yet."
[movie review] |
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DustinPutman.com |
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3/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Almost shocking how skillfully anchored it is, Halloween II is confidently and assuredly its own beast, and what a beast it is."
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DustinPutman.com |
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3/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Idealistic but not idealized, the film contains a bittersweet quality that suggests without spelling out how truly monumental, meaningful, and one-of-a-kind Woodstock was."
[movie review] |
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DustinPutman.com |
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1.5/4 |
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(2009) |
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"Superficial and, by the end, insulting, such an anti-feminist slap in the face that one can scarcely believe the film was written and directed by women."
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