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"More than earns its presumptuous double entendre of a title."
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(2006) |
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"OMG! It's The Passion of the Lohan!"
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(2006) |
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"It sits there like a dead frog waiting for the electrodes"
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(2006) |
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"A movie that only a Rupert Pupkin could enjoy guilt-free"
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(1979) |
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"A baffling film whose ultimately hollow idiosyncrasies speak to Altman's self-destructive streak more than they constitute an applicable allegory"
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(1977) |
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"The cinematic equivalent of an Elvis impersonator"
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(2001) |
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"Dawson's Creek's fifth season sends its ensemble hurtling over the proverbial great white with reckless abandon."
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(1984) |
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"If you think David Lynch is the Kwisatz Haderach, baby, have I got a movie for you."
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(1970) |
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"Some hippie-dippiness dates the picture, but the vérité posturing of Lean's peers looks a lot kitschier in retrospect"
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(2005) |
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"Wittier than Not Another Teen Movie, stealthier than Storytelling"
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(1950) |
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"The Disney film that comes closest to pure cinema"
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(2005) |
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"The gay burlesque version of the NRA"
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(2006) |
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"Cantet's pictures are screwball comedies played straight"
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(2008) |
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(2006) |
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"Clark remains a compelling, primal anthropologist--but there are only so many times you can applaud a one-trick pony"
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(2006) |
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"If All the Invisible Children proper has any lessons to impart, they revolve around the auteur theory"
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(2005) |
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"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Turdbath"
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(2007) |
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"Bargain-basement Dennis Potter"
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(2005) |
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"Canadian filmmakers tend to expose their limitations when they mimic American pop, and Atom Egoyan is no exception"
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(2005) |
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"Philip Seymour Hoffman disappears into the title role, yet the movie is fundamentally superfluous"
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(2005) |
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"Lost in Translation on steroids"
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(2005) |
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"The first dud in the would-be trilogy"
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(2005) |
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"Just the latest quasi-magic-realist, two-birds-with-one-stone shrine to non-traditional families and the power of myth"
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(2005) |
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"It's not a masterpiece by any stretch of the imagination, but neither is it a sustenance-free afternoon at the Ice Capades"
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(2004) |
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"The primordial pleasures are at least a little less ephemeral with Gatlif around"
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(2005) |
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"Ma mère could easily be mistaken for the latest anhedonic embarrassment out of Canada"
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(2005) |
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"I realize this is The Pacifier and not Vera Drake, but how this film strains credulity smacks of contempt for a paying audience"
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(2005) |
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"Sympathies sway back-and-forth between the wife and the husband, but never within the same episode, making Ozon just another god from the machine"
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(2005) |
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"If I can't say I'm looking forward to the next one, neither can I ignore the medicinal properties of Pooh's latest big-screen outing."
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(1987) |
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"Brooks jumped the shark with Spaceballs"
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(1996) |
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"The most confrontational and most inclusive work of McNaughton's career"
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(2004) |
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"I'm happy to report that Fat Albert captures a lot of its source's melancholy appeal"
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"Hooper has dodged the lightning bolt of inspiration once again"
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(2005) |
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"For a comedy, that most culturally-specific of genres, the Danish production travels remarkably well"
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(1973) |
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"Perfected here are Scorsese's patented slow-motion cutaways, combination pan/tracking shots, musical tangents, and impromptu bloodbaths"
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(1972) |
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"Although a Martin Scorsese retrospective could easily survive its absence, Boxcar Bertha is a cornerstone of the director's filmography"
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(2004) |
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"The names of Cindy Baer and Celeste Davis belong on the V.I.P. list of promising new filmmakers"
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(2004) |
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"In the Realms of the Unreal is Darger's worst nightmare, a work of spectacular invasiveness"
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(1968) |
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"Son of Shadows"
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(2003) |
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"An incurable film until such time as Peter Jackson is moved to shorten its deadening coda"
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(2004) |
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"A film of pat psychology"
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(1991) |
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"Is Tolkin really that much better than an ersatz Larry Cohen?"
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(1998) |
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"Neither fish nor fowl, though it certainly leans towards foul"
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(1993) |
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"Being under the PC microscope transforms Demme into the bastard offspring of Stanley Kramer and Norman Lear"
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(2004) |
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"A wondrous film."
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(2004) |
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(1992) |
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"The least spurious movie of Disney's renaissance"
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(1979) |
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"For a renowned entry in the satire-compatible cinema of the undead, Zombie is egregiously synthetic"
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(2004) |
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"Though the film does work marginally well as a satire of modern serial killer thrillers and their Byzantine games of cat-and-mouse, I have a hunch that's the zeitgeist's doing"
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(2005) |
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"For all its temerity, Palindromes fatally lets Solondz's reputation precede it"
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