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"If Mel Gibson remade Apocalypto and cast it with the Geico cavemen, he might end up with something akin to 10,000 B.C.."
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"Merely adequate...[the film] has a plot so old it probably came over on the Mayflower."
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"1408 is the first genuinely scary movie I've seen since The Ring, and it restores my faith in Hollywood's ability to make artful horror."
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"15 Minutes is a very compelling movie about a situation which has no easy answers."
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"While it's not in the same classic league, the movie has a nice Back to the Future vibe to it."
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"Worth seeing only if you've seen all the better movies now in release."
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"A boring, stupid, overlong, obnoxious, soulless piece of Hollywood "product.""
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(2008) |
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"21 is not the deepest or most emotionally resonant of the casino films, and it doesn't completely get the psychology of gambling, but it's a lot of fun nonetheless."
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"A very good movie...but I have to be honest about one thing: I don’t know that I would actually recommend this film to anyone. An utterly depressing piece of work."
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(2003) |
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"This is an effective examination of what survival really entails – and it knows that the answers aren’t necessarily pleasant."
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(2007) |
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"Director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo provides a relentlessly tense pace that eerily captures the unpredictability of the zombie attacks. When it was over, I walked out of the theater with frayed nerves."
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"Every few years, a film comes along that epitomizes what it means to be cool. The Matrix earned that honor in 1999. 300 earns it now."
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(2007) |
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"Not just one of this year's best films, but also one my favorite westerns ever...What an entertaining, thoughtful, relevant film this is."
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(2002) |
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"For all its outrageous humor, 40 Days and 40 Nights actually has something to say about the value of emotional intimacy over physical intimacy."
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"As much as I loved Wedding Crashers, I think The 40 Year-Old Virgin is even funnier. In fact, this is the funniest movie I’ve seen so far this year."
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(2004) |
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"There’s a nice blend of comedy and romance at work here...I walked out feeling all warm and happy inside – literally."
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"I loved (500) Days of Summer for many reasons, but for this one the most: I felt more during this movie than I have in any other romantic comedy in years."
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(2002) |
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"8 Mile has an authentic feel that transcends the phenomenon of Eminem; this is a realistic story about a guy trying to use music to escape a dead-end life."
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"The fact that 9 looks so breathtakingly vivid and alive is reason enough to catch it on the big screen."
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"If A.I. is sometimes maddening in its circuitous approach to the subject, that is only because it is filled with big ambitions."
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"Once I realized that Abandon was going down a different path, I really started to admire it."
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(2002) |
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"Movies like this are why I became a film critic in the first place."
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(2002) |
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"Nicholson has intentionally de-Jacked himself to for
this film, and the result is a performance that ranks alongside any this
veteran actor has ever given."
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(2006) |
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"Think about it too much and the whole thing falls apart; sit back, relax, and don't analyze it and the movie is pretty darn entertaining."
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(2002) |
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"I have a feeling that as I see this picture a few more times - which I absolutely will - it is going to take its place among my favorite films of all time."
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(2002) |
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"Despite the long shelf time and the staggering amount of money lost, this is not one of the all-time cinematic disasters."
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(2005) |
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"Considering the fact that Sharkboy and Lavagirl is packed wall-to-wall with fantastic worlds of imagination, I’d rather have seen them in [full] color than in 3-D."
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"The movie should have been called Aeon Sucks."
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(2004) |
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"After the Sunset looks great and has good actors, but it generally fails at what it really wants to do."
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"This is a little movie well worth checking out. The performances are very natural, and the themes are enticingly provocative."
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"Somehow, after most of the other 2007 movies have faded from memory, I have a feeling that I will still remember the passion and commitment of the people I met in Air Guitar Nation."
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(2003) |
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"You name a level and Alex & Emma bombs on it. This is a physically painful movie to watch."
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"I have a confession to make: I gave up on this movie. By the time the second hour was up, I realized that I was no longer paying attention."
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"While perhaps not the most original or groundbreaking sci-fi/horror picture ever made, Alien Raiders at least succeeds in executing a simple-but-effective formula."
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"The film has many problems, but here's the biggest: It's rated PG-13 and it should have been rated R."
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"The film looks like it was made for $1.05 with its murky cinematography, sloppy special effects, and cheap sets."
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"As with a magic show, you know you are being fooled but you sit back and enjoy the illusion anyway."
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"Along Came Polly is not the sharpest movie ever made about a mismatched couple, but it made me laugh consistently."
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"Nostalgia counts for something, I suppose, so while I wouldn't exactly recommend this thing, I at least found it kind of innocuous."
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"As a romantic comedy, America's Sweethearts is atrocious. As a skewering of Hollywood ego, it's actually quite funny."
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"Forget politics: An American Carol sucks simply because it's ridiculously, painfully unfunny."
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"What's interesting about the movie is that, while it's only moderately funny, it's extremely amusing...It held my interest throughout."
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"Ridley Scott carefully controls the tone so that we almost feel like a fly on the wall of an era in crime."
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"This is a fun documentary, aiming only to provide insight into a haircut that has moved beyond fad into cultural permanence."
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(1999) |
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"The no-holds-barred rowdiness of American Pie makes it worth seeing."
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"Watching American Pie 2 is like going to a party where only half your friends have shown up."
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"American Splendor is one of the best cinematic depictions of an artist and his work that I ever recall seeing."
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"It takes the characters we have come to know and love and it plugs them into an original situation."
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"The Amityville Horror throws one gruesome image after another at the audience, without the benefit of any context. It doesn't help that the acting is really bad."
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(2008) |
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"Amusement might end up being the most ironic title of the year, because there's absolutely nothing amusing about it."
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