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Total Reviews: 173
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(2009)
     "While it brings the unique and striking vision of Acker to the table, in the end it's not much more than playing with dolls." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
6/10
     (2009)      "Deserves credit for managing to make prep school seem like the most hellish place on the planet, but is at some points hard to watch for all the wrong reasons." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
2/10
     (2009)      "If battering an audience in the face with Jon Favreau's waxed bosoms for 102 minutes now qualifies as comedy, I never want to laugh again." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
10/10
     (2009)      "Like all great science fiction, District 9 entertains mercilessly even as it challenges us to be better people. Original, urgent and not to be missed." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
9/10
     (2009)      "A gooey, frenetic, raucous and mind-meltingly clever delight. This fabulously compact little morality tale is the most fun you'll ever have analyzing our economic collapse." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
2/10
     (2009)      "In short, The Fourth Kind pisses on your leg, tells you it's raining, and then tries to sell you a raincoat made of dog hair and corn chips." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
4/10
     (2009)      "A boring retread that downgrades one of our great masked men to being a hillbilly with mommy issues and no sense for decorating. And if I wanted that, I'd rent Nell." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
0/10
     (2009)      "When Zombie kills a cow with an ambulance in the opening scene the cow dies quietly and doesn't then have to sit through the rest of the movie. And they say he shows no mercy!" [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
8/10
     (2009)      "An impressive and troubling work, boasting a dark and nightmarish undertow that many more "adult" or "legitimate" films attempt but fail to achieve." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
4/10
     (2009)      "The scenes of Quaid interrogating Zhang boast the hottest 'Outlet Mall Silence of the Lambs Acting' we're likely to see this year." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
8/10
     (2009)      "This pitch-perfect genre throwback would be right at home among the creaky and weird supernatural thrillers of the 70's and 80's. (And yes, I mean that as a compliment.)" [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
7/10
     (2009)      "Butch and Sundance ended their hetero romance in a shower of bullets, but here it's something to celebrate - a straight love story that doesn't leave anyone out in the cold." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
7/10
     (2009)      "This one put a smile on my face in a way that few zombies movie have since they reanimated Mae West for Sextette." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
5/10
     (2009)      "Here's a philosophical question worth pondering: If only half of the movie is a bad rom-com, is it half-empty or half-full?" [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
5/10
     (2009)      "Though it clearly admires %u2013 even borrows from %u2013 such solid girl-power smackdowns as Ginger Snaps and Heathers, Body fails to capture much of their bite." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
7/10
     (2009)      "An aggressively weird, suitably uneven and decidedly un-kid-friendly keg-stand of nostalgia for those unable to scrub the fever-dream of a series from their memories." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
7/10
     (2009)      "Given my particular distaste for both remakes and rape-revenge movies, I was as surprised as anyone to find that this is a better horror movie than it probably should be." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
5/10
     (2009)      "Likely has an audience out there, but I'm not it, nor are most of the people who will be checking it out for its much-hyped casting of Pattinson as a gay-experimenting Dalí." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
8/10
     (2009)      "Balancing well-rendered melodrama with some impressively ballsy genre moves, Orphan is more enjoyable trash than it should be. Call it John and Kate Plus Hate." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
7/10
     (2009)      "A well-documented cautionary tale that should spark broader discussion of the integrity of those making our laws, and the larger implications of living a closeted life." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
6/10
     (2009)      "It's worth checking out, but just barely. I'm sorry to say that the scariest thing about this film is the couple's godawful taste in home furnishings." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
6/10
     (2009)      "Lacks the polish, star power or distinct voice of brother-in-arms Milk, but pays earnest tribute to a man who shattered preconceptions about gays and people with AIDS." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
4/10
     (2009)      "Prides itself on a clever twist and a few great red herrings. You know how I know? Because it actually tells us. Literally. As in, in the dialogue." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
7/10
     (2009)      "A movie that starts with a trampoline pillow-fight and ends with a pile of dead co-eds could have been a misogynistic mess, but Sorority Row is a snappy, bloody blast." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
6/10
     (2009)      "Like its central character, Woodstock never makes it to the big show. But the lesson seems to be that it's not the destination that matters, it's the trip." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
9/10
     (2009)      "Feels not just like a series of stories set on Halloween, but a blood-spattered portrait of what makes this holiday so beloved, so dangerous, and so much damn fun." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
8/10
     (2009)      "While not a true zom-com classic like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland is just as much breezy, brainless fun as one of the rollercoasters that mark its horizon." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
8/10
     (2008)      "Themes of religious oppression, particularly of gay people, are especially pointed and unfortunately still relevant enough today to sting." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
7/10
     (2008)      "An assured, creepy effort that skillfully integrates gay themes and characters into a straight-up horror story." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
10/10
     (2008)      "From its grim palette to its wonderfully eerie score, a departure from what Hollywood has always told us a superhero film should be ... Complex, unsettling, and rewarding." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
7/10
     (2008)      "If you're not offended easily and like good camp you'll love Hamlet 2, a joke-a minute lampoon of tortured artists with a finale that shouldn't be missed." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
5/10
     (2008)      "Plot contrivances and erratic character choices reduce would could have been a frothy comedy into a confused, unsatisfying jumble that no amount of beefcake can rescue." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
5/10
     (2008)      "I don't know that achieving this kind of sexual freedom would be worth having to live around all these exhaustingly precocious people." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
8/10
     (2008)      "Even were it not the title of one of ABBA's most beloved songs, this might just be the most aptly-titled movie of the year.Because my Mom is gonna loooooooove it." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
8/10
     (2008)      "Equal parts sweetness, melancholy and rage, Milk is a wonderfully immersive, warts-and-all journey into the gay community at a vital moment in civil rights history." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
7/10
     (2008)      "A charming tour through a wonderfully authentic New York City landscape that takes full advantage of the magic that the city offers to everyone, regardless of sexuality." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
8/10
     (2008)      "Rock out with your croc out: A lean, mean and wonderfully fun little fright flick in the tradition of Jaws 2, Orca and Deep Blue Sea." [movie review]      CampBlood.org   
  
7/10
     (2008)      "Shelter gives hope that gay romances have come of age." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
7/10
     (2008)      "Much like Dawn's ill-fated gyno visit, a peek beneath the folds of this clever and surprisingly amusing little horror comedy holds a few surprises for curious gay viewers." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
7/10
     (2008)      "A very funny Hollywood story with a gay character who doesn't mince or terrify the straight characters and comes out without being punished. If only this weren't a satire." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
6/10
     (2007)      "Like a Hong Kong 'pistol opera' only without any pistols, or shirts. I guess it's more of a 'nipple opera'." [movie review]      Freeze Dried Movies   
  
2/10
     (2007)      "It's a perfect title for a film so utterly lacking in worthwhile qualities that there is no logical reason to actually see it." [movie review]      Freeze Dried Movies   
  
6/10
     (2007)      "One of the most keenly perceptive comedies ever made about straight male bonding, fear of intimacy, and masculinity. Not to mention figure skating." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
7/10
     (2007)      "A compelling character study of a man whose ego took down his career, and very nearly much more." [movie review]      Freeze Dried Movies   
  
6/10
     (2007)      "Is it sidesplitting? No, but it's cute. Is it wonderfully wicked? No, but it's got a few twists and turns. Is it a classic? Probably not, but it's an encouraging move into a new kind of gay film and a story not often told." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
8/10
     (2007)      "Brutal, but not cruel." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
9/10
     (2007)      "A film that manages to be uncommonly thoughtful and sensitive to the complexity of its very faulted characters while still being relentlessly, brilliantly funny." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
6/10
     (2007)      "The cinematic equivalent of a drugstore-bought Whitman's Sampler: it's overly sweet, of questionable quality, and you appreciate it more in theory than in practice" [movie review]      Freeze Dried Movies   
  
8/10
     (2007)      "When I read that Ryan Reynolds was playing not one, but three characters in this movie -- one of whom is gay -- my ticket pretty much bought itself. They had me at 'himbo'." [movie review]      AfterElton.com   
  
8/10
     (2006)      "While Hostel reeked of xenophobia, 13 notes that often the boogeymen are in our own backyards, and that most are within a few paychecks of falling prey to them." [movie review]      Freeze Dried Movies   
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