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0/10 |
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"To endure Chaos, keep repeating: “It’s only a ripoff… it’s only a ripoff…”"
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Bloody Disgusting |
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7/10 |
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"Enough to keep my sweet-tooth satisfied, thanks mostly to Johnny Depp’s unbridled lunacy as the master of ceremonies."
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8/10 |
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"Cuaron has once again proven that he is a filmmaker to be reckoned with in both technical prowess and keen, quiet observance"
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1/5 |
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"...almost had me convinced to convert to Judaism to avoid having to go through anything ever again that even remotely resembles this movie."
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1/5 |
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"Riddick starts the way that all great storytelling should: with a voiceover by an old British woman."
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10/10 |
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(2005) |
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"As touching, thrilling, and inspiring as they come – and a welcome return to the kinds of films that make you leave the theatre feeling better than when you entered.
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8/10 |
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(2004) |
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"Since we only glimpse these personalities when they are threatened, the fun of the movie becomes trying to guess which behavior is genuine, and which is a means of defense."
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5/10 |
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(2005) |
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"I'd argue that Constantine could be watched with the scenes rearranged in any order and still make sense, like episodes of The Simpsons."
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Bloody Disgusting |
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2/10 |
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(2009) |
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"If battering an audience in the face with Jon Favreau's waxed bosoms for 102 minutes now qualifies as comedy, I never want to laugh again."
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CampBlood.org |
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5/10 |
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(1980) |
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"Is it offensive? Yes and no. It's insensitive, certainly. And I wouldn't want my mother watching it, lest she think I've been in a sling in the meatpacking district for most of my adult life."
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AfterElton.com |
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7/10 |
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(2008) |
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"An assured, creepy effort that skillfully integrates gay themes and characters into a straight-up horror story."
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AfterElton.com |
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7/10 |
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"It's cute, it bucks the trend of high-teching our classics, and it's got moments of visual cleverness and simple, childlike wonder."
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2/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Cursed feels like a series of curveballs designed to confuse the audience into thinking they're watching anything other than bad dialogue."
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Bloody Disgusting |
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