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2/10 |
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(2007) |
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"It's a perfect title for a film so utterly lacking in worthwhile qualities that there is no logical reason to actually see it."
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8/10 |
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(2006) |
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"Cuaron has once again proven that he is a filmmaker to be reckoned with in both technical prowess and keen, quiet observance"
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4/10 |
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(2006) |
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"It's experimental, so conduct an experiment of your own: go see the film, and when you wake up at the end, try to remember if you dreamed in black-and-white or in color."
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3/10 |
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(2006) |
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"Zwick wants to have his cake and eat it, too -- and the result is an uneven, overlong bore. Call it Ramifying the Stone."
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8/10 |
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(2006) |
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"Most people will probably find it pretentious, or too vague, or boring, or even silly. But give it a chance."
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7/10 |
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(2006) |
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"While the goal of our heroes may be to make it to university, the film's focus is clearly the journey, not the destination."
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AfterElton.com |
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8/10 |
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(2006) |
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"A thrilling diamond in the rough -- a unique and fun addition to the haunting subgenre."
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Bloody Disgusting |
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6/10 |
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(2006) |
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"More like Environmentally Responsible, Emotionally Resonant, and Sorta Bleak Feet."
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8/10 |
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(2006) |
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"Esteves's curious multi-strand film carries us to a quietly devastating conclusion."
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8/10 |
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(2006) |
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"A fun ride with a satisfying finish. Appropriately enough."
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7/10 |
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(2006) |
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"A better-than-average horror release in terms of blood and general intensity, but still a pale shadow of its blasting-out-of-the-gate predecessor."
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2/10 |
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(2006) |
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"Levinson has gone from Wag the Dog to "Screw the Pooch"."
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9/10 |
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(2006) |
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"The balance of brutal violence, wildly inappropriate humor, and easy, low-boil romance is nothing short of masterful... a hell of a good time."
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6/10 |
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(2006) |
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"Sometimes you just want to see pretty people in period costumes flying around in old-timey planes, swooning with impossible young love and screaming at the sky in rage."
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4/10 |
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(2006) |
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"This muddled late-career meditation on Hollywood artifice and ambition only captures brief flashes of the director's former glory. The rest just feels like a bad joke."
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8/10 |
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(2006) |
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"A fascinating bit of cinematic espionage... and for the most part, a total riot."
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6/10 |
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"Would easily qualify as the most aggressively stupid movie of the year had it not been trumped by a movie about NASCAR."
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5/10 |
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"The various sleights of hand performed by characters and filmmakers alike come off less as acts of magic and more as the clumsy parlor tricks of results-based filmmaking."
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6/10 |
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(2006) |
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"While Accepted isn't great, its genuine admiration for the scratch-and-dents of society lends it a certain unexpected sweetness."
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9/10 |
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(2006) |
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"The repeated sight of the family jumping out to push-start their dilapidated van is wonderfully simple: these people will keep pushing forward, together, no matter what."
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8/10 |
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(2006) |
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"As an achingly wise young student caught between the intentions of those who mean to help and those who mean to exploit her, newcomer Shareeka Epps is simply stunning."
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5/10 |
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(2006) |
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"This account of the horrors of 9/11 feels counterfeit, compromised, and flat -- sadly, it is an ill-conceived and generally unaffecting tribute.
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5/10 |
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(2006) |
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"One of those movies that features end-credit outtakes that are much funnier than the film that preceded them, this endearing but messy assortment of gags just doesn't merit a full-price ticket."
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7/10 |
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(2006) |
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"Presents one of the most fascinating characters of the year... a cool, calculated remedy to the late-summer doldrums.
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9/10 |
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(2006) |
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"A harrowing, brutal piece of work -- my hand was over my mouth for the last 30 minutes, lest I scream like a little girl on fire. Not to be missed."
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8/10 |
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(2006) |
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"While Hostel reeked of xenophobia, 13 notes that often the boogeymen are in our own backyards, and that most are within a few paychecks of falling prey to them."
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7/10 |
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(2006) |
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"A genre-defying, form-snubbing plunge into an overly sentimental, proudly nonsensical world."
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Bloody Disgusting |
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1/10 |
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(2006) |
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"Unless you don't have air conditioning, live above a Chinese restaurant, and are suffering from a 107-degree fever, I can't think of a single reason to sit through this mess."
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6/10 |
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(2006) |
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"I've got something to say!!! While the occasionally hilarious big-screen Candy should amuse hardcore fans, it may leave casual audiences confused or disappointed."
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6/10 |
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(2006) |
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"A beautifully-shot, impressively scored, and competently-acted romance about a dorky alien who saves the world as an afterthought.
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6/10 |
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(2006) |
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"While the handling of the matter may seem slight, this is crossword puzzles we're talking about here, not rocket science - you enjoy them, throw them away, and move on."
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7/10 |
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(2006) |
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"A meandering, breezy yarn, Robert Altman's unabashedly cornball adaptation accomplished something that few films have been able to pull off: it actually made me homesick.
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2/10 |
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(2006) |
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"Unduly somber, self-important, and clumsily executed, this Omen is best unseen and unheard. You have been warned."
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Bloody Disgusting |
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5/10 |
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(2006) |
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"You have no desire to see them either get back together or murder one another - you just want them to leave each other alone. And that's not exactly compelling cinema."
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8/10 |
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(2006) |
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"There's more drama, backstabbing, temper tantrums and shocks in The Last Stand than in a season of "Dynasty". So far, it's the best event movie of the year."
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4/10 |
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(2006) |
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"A one-way, all-inclusive ticket to the port of Achingly Earnest on the sunny shores of Dullsville."
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8/10 |
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(2006) |
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"An uncompromising vision of the hell that was Australia's early frontier, The Proposition is a mesmerizing piece of poetry disguised as a brutal, fly-encrusted western."
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6/10 |
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(2006) |
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"Has just enough worldly jadedness to counteract the Seventh Heaven brand of schmaltz that seems to pervade PG films like so much smelly backwater."
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9/10 |
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(2006) |
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"Many people feel United 93 is "too soon", and I certainly won't argue with anyone's need for time to heal. But when it isn't too soon, this film demands to be seen.
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7/10 |
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(2006) |
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"A comedy satire as proudly silly as its awful title."
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8/10 |
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(2006) |
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"A hilarious, profane, and wonderfully gooey creature feature, Slither emerges from its slimy eggsac one of the most flat-out entertaining horror movies in years."
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7/10 |
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(2006) |
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"Lee's direction and masterful handling of an intricate plot are impressive on their own, but what's most refreshing about Man is its sense of humor."
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9/10 |
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(2005) |
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"Unlike political thrillers that are content to wallow in their dissatisfaction with the state of the world, V demands that we take personal responsibility for it..."
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5/10 |
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(2006) |
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"Hyper-violent, mean, and more interesting in what it does wrong than what it does right"
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Bloody Disgusting |
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6/10 |
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(2006) |
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"A little movie that straddles the fence of mediocrity from start to finish, Winter Passing is worth seeing mainly for one reason: Zooey Deschanel."
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7/10 |
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(2005) |
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"Consistently unique and inventive stuff – a far cry from the clichéd monsterfests that have plagued us for the past few years (yes, Van Helsing, I’m talking to you)."
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7/10 |
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(2006) |
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"It's cute, it bucks the trend of high-teching our classics, and it's got moments of visual cleverness and simple, childlike wonder."
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6/10 |
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(2006) |
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"Something New might very well be the first "Super-Duper Magical Caucasian" movie... a romantic drama/comedy that's more interesting in theory than in execution."
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4/10 |
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(2005) |
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"Ladies and gentlemen, for your enjoyment we present... Diminishing Returns: The Musical!"
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9/10 |
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(2005) |
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"An unexpected and startlingly unsavory story, and a welcome return to thoughtful, well-crafted filmmaking for Woody Allen."
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