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 7/10 |
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(2008) |
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"This comedy thing isn't supposed to be as easy as these guys make it seem."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 6/10 |
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(2008) |
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"You're being short-changed."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 2/10 |
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(2008) |
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"Even a viewer with incredibly low expectations will be staggered by its badness."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 2/10 |
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(2008) |
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"It's like Raiders of the Lost Ark, only for retards."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 9/10 |
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(2007) |
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"Simultaneously exhilarating and disturbing while leading me to a place I wasn't sure I wanted to go."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 3/10 |
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(2007) |
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"It's like a cross between My Name Is Earl and The Amazing Race, only with two guys dying from cancer. And without the soul, heart, or brains."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 7/10 |
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(2007) |
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"John C. Reilly is not anyone's idea of a leading man (which is part of the spoof, people)."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 6/10 |
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(2007) |
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"Two hours of singing is going to bore the pants off of gore-starved viewers, and the last-reel gore is going to scare the pants of the foofy Broadway types. And that means a theatre full of people without pants."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 7/10 |
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(2007) |
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"A scene-stealing performance from Philip Seymour Hoffman."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 3/10 |
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(2007) |
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"This is the work of a man who has truly lost his marbles."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 5/10 |
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(2007) |
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"The perfect maudlin holiday entertainment."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 7/10 |
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(2007) |
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"Sightly better than average, unless you count Keira Knightley's lack of screen time as a positive (note: it is)."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 5/10 |
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(2007) |
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"Tepid at best."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 5/10 |
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(2007) |
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"Like every other story that pits the Haves against the Have-Nots."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 7/10 |
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(2007) |
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"A tidy post-apocalyptic thriller starring the increasingly impressive Will Smith."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 9/10 |
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(2007) |
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"I can't remember the last time I was pulled into a film this quickly and this deeply."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 6/10 |
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(2007) |
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"Exactly like I thought it would be for about 96 of its 113-minute running time."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 5/10 |
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(2007) |
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"Think of it as a fairytale only with more of a ... oh, who am I kidding? I can't defend this."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 7/10 |
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(2007) |
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"Deeply upsetting enough for me to recommend it to only the heartiest viewers."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 3/10 |
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(2007) |
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"There is absolutely no way writers were involved in the process that pooped out this holiday turkey."
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(2007) |
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"Everyone who pretended to love Aquatic because they were afraid of hopping off the Anderson bandwagon because deep down they hoped it was just a little career hiccup? Don't lock your knees when you jump because you'll wreck 'em."
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(2007) |
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"Things We Lost in the Fire: Any sense of rhythm or pace, and an ending that won't make you groan."
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(2007) |
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"Affleck's non-acting effort is dark, scuzzy, and authentic."
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(2007) |
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"Little else we've not been exposed to in the last handful of years."
[movie review] |
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2007) |
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"Heat, Part II"
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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 5/10 |
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(2007) |
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"Instead of playing to the strength of its leads, the script almost seems to highlight their weaknesses (in other words, you don't see Wahlberg's abs once)."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(1993) |
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(2007) |
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"Very light and quite predictable."
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(2007) |
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"Whether you buy the whole enchilada or not, you'll be in awe of There's editing and photography."
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(2008) |
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"Ultimately plays out as weakly as an actual adult film."
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(2007) |
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"Half the fun is watching a first-rate cast try to outdo each other without chewing up any scenery."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2008) |
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"The trouble lies in the story."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2008) |
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"Agonizingly pedestrian."
[movie review] |
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2007) |
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2008) |
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"Very unusual, but very likeable and quite colorful, as well."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2008) |
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2007) |
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"Very funny stuff from the likes of Takeshi Kitano, Nanni Moretti, the Coen brothers, Lars von Trier, Roman Polanski, David Cronenberg, and Walter Salles."
[movie review] |
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2008) |
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"More of a direct-to-Lifetime Network quality."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2007) |
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"There are some really nice quiet moments, but George generally opts for the screaming and the uncontrollable sobbing one might think need accompany a film with Oscar aspirations."
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2008) |
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"If there's a message, I didn't get it. But that doesn't mean I didn't dig the flick, especially the performance from Macidissi."
[movie review] |
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2008) |
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"It's subdued a bit, and not nearly as nauseating. And I'm not sure I mean either of those things as a compliment."
[movie review] |
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2007) |
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"Ultra-grim."
[movie review] |
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2008) |
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"Strong performances, especially from the never-better Farrell. This might be the first time I've watched him and not been completely distracted by that big black caterpillar above his eyes."
[movie review] |
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2007) |
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"Patrice Leconte's latest is a little light and a little telegraphed, but still quite enjoyable."
[movie review] |
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2007) |
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"Fans of the original, or even people who saw the original and said, 'Meh,' will likely be angered by this update --- especially the end, or more directly, the lack thereof."
[movie review] |
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2007) |
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"Bernal has worked with some of the planet's greatest directors so it comes as no surprise that the actor's directorial debut is accomplished, thoughtful and entertaining."
[movie review] |
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2007) |
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"The "cleaning" thing was done and done better in Curdled and in terms of a crime drama, Cleaner just doesn't measure up."
[movie review] |
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2008) |
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"Another very, very solid crime drama from Johnnie To and Wai Ka-fai."
[movie review] |
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2008) |
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"Miike surprises for all the wrong reasons."
[movie review] |
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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(2007) |
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"Haunting and gorgeous."
[movie review] |
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Planet Sick-Boy |
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