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 B |
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(2009) |
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"This year's entry in the Movies You Admire and Respect but Don't Ever Want to Watch Again Sweepstakes."
[movie review] |
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Film.com |
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 D |
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(2009) |
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"For a movie about a calculating, silent killer, Ninja Assassin sure is dumb and loud."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 F |
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(2009) |
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"Exactly as funny as you'd expect a movie to be that stars John Travolta and Robin Williams as two bachelors who must suddenly take care of precocious 7-year-old twins, and that was directed by the man who made Wild Hogs."
[movie review] |
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Cinematical |
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 A- |
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(2009) |
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"Feels like the distillation of everything Anderson has ever done, boiled down to its barest essentials."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 B |
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(2009) |
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"Skewers the world of contemporary art in a way that's insightful and funny without becoming a broad parody."
[movie review] |
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Film.com |
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 D+ |
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(2009) |
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"As the umpteenth computer-animated film released this year, it must contend with an over-saturated marketplace. That's one strike. The second strike is that it's not any good."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 B |
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(2009) |
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"Speaking of being blindsided, The Blind Side is good enough to make me almost forgive Sandra Bullock for All About Steve"
[movie review] |
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Film.com |
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 C+ |
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(2009) |
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"Will probably give fans what they're looking for -- which isn't to say it's great, only that it's basically successful at achieving the not-very-lofty goals it sets for itself."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 B- |
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(2009) |
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"A deeply weird movie that bears no signs of any interference from any Hollywood types. For better or worse, this is what comes out of Hess' brain when he's left to his own devices."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 B |
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(2009) |
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"A tad oversimplified and not very deep -- but then, you could say the same thing about a lot of really good rock tunes. The important thing is that it's also a lot of fun."
[movie review] |
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Film.com |
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 C+ |
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(2009) |
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"A very long, very loud, and very stupid disaster flick that apparently accomplishes what it set out to do, which was to be long, loud, and stupid."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 B |
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(2009) |
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"Even with its occasional lapses into random weirdness, it remains watchable and engaging, often suspenseful, even creepy."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 C- |
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(2009) |
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"When so many films are bad in lazy and ordinary ways, it's refreshing to occasionally see one that fails interestingly."
[movie review] |
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Film.com |
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 B |
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(2009) |
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"It has a quick pace and plenty of laugh-out-loud moments, though you might wish it had tried to do something a little more substantial."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 C |
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(2009) |
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"Charles Dickens' lifelong wish to have his story retold as a three-dimensional cartoon has finally been realized. At last his soul may be at peace."
[movie review] |
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Cinematical |
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 C+ |
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(2009) |
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"Imagine a Saw film with a slower pace and more pretentious ambitions."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 B+ |
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(2009) |
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"Resides in that magical place where movies are breezy, funny, and smart but also realistic and thoughtful."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 A- |
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(2009) |
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"Compelling and artistic, punctuated with warm humor and masterful performances, and ultimately triumphant and hopeful."
[movie review] |
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Cinematical |
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 A- |
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(2009) |
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"This is one of the cleverest, most consistently funny spoof movies since Airplane!"
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 B+ |
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(2009) |
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"You have to wait for The House of the Devil to deliver on its promises -- but when it does, holy crap."
[movie review] |
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Cinematical |
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 C |
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(2009) |
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"While the social commentary is as shallow as ever, the film's overall quality is better than the last two installments. That isn't saying much, but it's something."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 C+ |
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(2009) |
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"The fun and merriment take a backseat to the sci-fi elements, which are probably not what the intended audience is looking for."
[movie review] |
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Film.com |
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 D+ |
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(2009) |
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"In the running for the dullest, most lifeless biopic of the decade."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 A- |
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(2009) |
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"Almost relentlessly energetic and loony, bursting with random sight gags and subtle, whip-smart comedy."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 B- |
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(2009) |
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"Keeps the tone just dark enough to be effective without being too scary, and always funny but not cartoonish."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 D |
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(2009) |
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"Riddled with implausible situations, including many instances of Creepy Stepdad appearing suddenly in doorways and mirrors, and zero instances of genuine suspense or style."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 B- |
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(2009) |
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"The film is lacking as a whole -- it's individual moments and scenes that make it worth seeing."
[movie review] |
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Film.com |
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 D+ |
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(2009) |
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"A pointless exercise in phony social commentary that has no idea what its real message is."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 B+ |
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(2009) |
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"A low-budget horror flick that uses its do-it-yourself aesthetic to great advantage in scaring the pee out of viewers."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 C |
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(2009) |
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"The cast's enthusiasm goes a long way toward keeping the whole mediocre affair from becoming completely intolerable."
[movie review] |
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Film.com |
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 A |
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(2009) |
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"It's all about the uncertainty of life, yet the film itself is very certain, carefully crafted, impeccably written and acted."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 B- |
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(2009) |
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"Its strange concept and storyline make it something of a curiosity, too: you can have fun thinking about it even after it's over."
[movie review] |
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Cinematical |
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 B+ |
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(2009) |
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"It deserves to become a midnight-movie cult classic. If it doesn't, that means the zombies win."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 B |
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(2009) |
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"Funny, agreeable, and lightly entertaining."
[movie review] |
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Film.com |
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 A- |
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(2009) |
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"For fans of perversely dark comedy, World's Greatest Dad is a treasure trove of morbid sarcasm and gleeful malevolence."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 C- |
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(2009) |
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"Has only a few traces of Moore's wit and humor, and they're nearly lost in the fog of his indignation."
[movie review] |
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Film.com |
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 B+ |
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(2009) |
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"One of the year's more entertaining sci-fi films."
[movie review] |
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Film.com |
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 C- |
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(2009) |
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"Tries to do so much in so little time that no characters or storylines get the attention they would need to succeed."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 C+ |
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(2009) |
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"What felt fresh and original two years ago, in Juno, has lost its luster now."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 B+ |
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(2009) |
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"It's a jaunty, goofy trip for the audience, a smart comedy about a dumb guy."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 D+ |
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(2009) |
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"Oh, Love Happens, does it? Thanks, movie. Thanks for the evocative and powerful title. Way to show some effort."
[movie review] |
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Film.com |
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 B+ |
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(2009) |
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"A riotously funny look back at the behind-the-scenes madness of "Troll 2," and at the unlikely success it has had in recent years."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 C+ |
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(2009) |
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"Not a very good movie, but it has some sincerely positive ideas, and those ideas almost make up for the fact that it's not a very good movie."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 C |
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(2009) |
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"The film's been sitting on the shelf for 2 1/2 years; maybe it went bad?"
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
|
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 B |
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(2009) |
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"A perfectly good comedy with a lot of laughs and several fine characters."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 D |
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(2009) |
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"You might just as well stay home and watch one of the other three, where at least there will be some devilish wit and ironic humor in evidence."
[movie review] |
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Cinematical |
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 F |
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(2009) |
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"My biggest surprise is scanning the credits and not seeing the name Wayans or Prinze Jr. anywhere."
[movie review] |
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Film.com |
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 B- |
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(2009) |
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"Demitri Martin and the movie are perfect for each other, both of them agreeable and inoffensive, likable and sort of funny but not very substantive."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 B |
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(2009) |
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"Though brimming with crisp, stylish coolness and some unsettling images, it doesn't have much of an emotional center."
[movie review] |
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EricDSnider.com |
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 D |
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(2009) |
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"If Post Grad were a job applicant, it would not be hired. In all likelihood, it would have gotten lost between the elevator and the office, then sat on the floor and dribbled until someone called security."
[movie review] |
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