 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
3/5 |
|
(2009) |
|
"The film has elements of Kevin Smith (Chasing Amy) and Woody Allen (Annie Hall); it just doesn't provide us with anything new."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
1.5/5 |
|
(2009) |
|
"...this is a masterpiece compared to anything Rob Schneider has put out only it suffers from the same form of stereotyping."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
|
|
|
| |
2.5/5 |
|
(2009) |
|
"It's the kind of film you wish had no sound - perhaps the studio should have eliminated the dialogue and replaced it cue cards every few minutes like the silent films of old."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
|
|
|
| |
1/5 |
|
(2009) |
|
"This is one film that shouldn't have been birthed. No, in fact, it should have been aborted."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
|
|
|
| |
3.5/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"It's captivating, intriguing, and enjoyable throughout."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
4/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"Be Kind Rewind not only reminds us why we love film so damn much, it pays tribute to those films that may have had a hand in it."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
1/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"I've seen better special effects in Troma releases..."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
|
|
|
| |
2/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"Imagine City of God by way of One Tree Hill and you got yourself City of Men."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
2.5/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"Think Blair Witch meets Godzilla, and since that isn't the first or last time you'll read that comparison, think of a movie that results in something less profound."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
2.5/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"Definitely, Maybe is an explosion of sweetness and hugs that might cause your stomach to churn if you don't like your sentimentality too strong."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
|
|
|
| |
2.5/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"An explosion of sweetness and hugs that might cause your stomach to churn if you don't like your sentimentality too strong."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
|
|
|
| |
1/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"Let's just say that I've built more climactic medieval battles with a set of Legos during my childhood."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
2/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"It's a humorless PG-13 comedy aimed at middle school kids/some high school kids. Anyone else should stay at home and watch Over the Edge instead."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
3/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"Just be prepared to suspend your disbelief a little more than usual."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
2/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"We get that this is supposed to be from the perspective of a film major, but did Romero have to make it so painfully authentic?"
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
0/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"Fans looking to ridicule and laugh at the newest Boll adventure will be disappointed after the first 20 minutes. It was funny when it started, then it got boring. Too boring to even laugh at anymore."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
|
|
|
| |
3/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"All scribes involved understand the superhero formula rather well and have fun presenting a familiar premise (that of transporting characters) into an entertaining ride. But perhaps it's all too familiar."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
3.5/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"...both Forest Whitaker and Juliette Binoche (as with the rest of the cast) give such amazing performances that they should be added to the list of the best work of their careers."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
|
|
|
| |
0.5/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"It aims to be a so-called spoof of 300 but only succeeds at being a commercial for idiocy."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
1.5/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"The Other Boleyn Girl is almost too indescribable for words. It's one of the most visually boring films I've seen in some time."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
3.5/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"Rambo is exactly the film you want it to be. It has little dialogue, plenty of action, and a nice load of blood and guts splattered throughout."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
0.5/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"Semi-Pro is a bad film, even by traditional Will Ferrell standards. The jokes constantly misfire, last too long, or try too hard to disgust."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
3.5/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"An exciting and refreshing adventure that's shorter (and less melodramatic) than another Harry Potter film."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
0.5/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"It feels more like a compilation of skits from a failed comedy show."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
2/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"While it will no doubt end up being a let down even for the die hardest of fans, the film does contain a couple of interesting thrills here and there."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
|
|
|
| |
1.5/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"It's a tame version of Saw, aimed at middle-aged America, with the same lack of brains and appeal."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
2/5 |
|
(2008) |
|
"Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins is [Lawrence's] latest starring vehicle and yet another that drowns any comedic talents he once had with a cliché plot and hollow character arcs."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
3.5/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"The end result is a dark, violent and thoroughly entertaining fright-fest in perfect spirit of its source material."
[dvd review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
1/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"This isn't so much an Alien or Predator styled flick we were all hoping for. Instead, half of the plot plays out like a John Hughes nightmare circa 1988."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
3.5/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"Steven Zallian (Gangs of New York) tackles the screenplay, which is based on an article by Mark Jacobson, and creates a captivating story with an otherwise basic premise."
[dvd review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
1/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"American Pie Presents: Beta House will rock the world of idiotic high school and college students everywhere. It's tiresome, unfunny and more annoying than a drunken college freshman."
[dvd review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
4/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"The colors are lush, the scenery is breathtaking, and the compositions are flawlessly executed. You won't want to take your eyes from the screen even just to blink."
[dvd review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
3/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"Fans of the original source material will definitely know what to expect here. The rest of us, who can't seem to connect to any of these characters (let alone care about them), can only marvel at the technical aspects of the film."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
4.5/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"It's powerfully crafted, intensely paced and brilliantly acted from all involved players, and a film that's easily [Lumet's] best since Network."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
2.5/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"How can a film based on such a classic piece of literature, with the cache of talent behind it, be so drab?"
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
5/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"[Bourne Ultimatum] is the most satisfying action picture of the year."
[dvd review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
3/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"Thinking about taking a road trip with Nicholson and Freeman sounds like the best thing ever. Perhaps it would have been in a more serious, less light-hearted film."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
0.5/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"This film shows us a lot of balls but fails to present any of its own."
[dvd review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
0/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"Cuba Gooding Jr. has long lost any theatrical clout that Academy Award gave him all those years ago, but with this, any future acting endeavors are sure to head straight to video."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
|
|
|
| |
0/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"Daddy Day Camp is a perfect family film for the blind and deaf."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
|
|
|
| |
3/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"The screenplay was co-written by Anderson, Schwartzman and Roman Coppola, and it's clear they know what has worked in his previous efforts. They just couldn't escape the formula enough to try anything new."
[dvd review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
3/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"What begins as a family drama centered around the tragic loss of their son, somehow manages to turn into an over-the-top action extravaganza."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
|
|
|
| |
0/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"A motion picture so awfully annoying, I couldn't even find a reason to recommend it to my dead dog Corky."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
|
|
|
| |
5/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"Paralyzing to watch. At times, you're just as frustrated as Bauby; you want him to communicate, you want other people to understand what he is thinking, and above all, you want him to pull through it."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
2.5/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"There is enough masturbation fodder here to keep many 11-year-old kids who have yet to find daddy's porn stash very happy."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
|
|
|
| |
2/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"You find yourself more enticed by the costumes, odd facial hair configurations, and crazy wigs more than anything else."
[dvd review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
1/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"We as an audience are to believe that "God" (the Christian version of course) would seek the aid of a white politician to build an ark to save less than a hundred white people in suburbia, yet he chose to do nothing about the Holocaust?"
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
|
|
|
| |
1/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"While it tries to bring a new premise into the mix (Santa Claus has a cranky older brother), the result is just as humorless and stale as the Tim Allen's The Santa Clause trilogy."
[movie review] |
|
Bronsonfive |
|
|
|
|
| |
2/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"The only people who would be attracted to actually watching this film aren’t going to be able to watch it anyway."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
|
|
|
| |
2/5 |
|
(2007) |
|
"Just another Lifetime movie given a theatrical run due to the fact that it somehow pulled in bigger stars than it deserves."
[movie review] |
|
Film Threat |
|
|
