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3.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The end result is a dark, violent and thoroughly entertaining fright-fest in perfect spirit of its source material."
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3/5 |
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(2005) |
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"While it may not be structurally sound, 5 Days is certainly absorbing enough to look out for."
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4/5 |
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(2005) |
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"...a brutally honest film about the struggle of addiction filled with great performances and harrowing symbolism."
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0.5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"According to the production notes on the official website, over 40 ideas were hurled around the offices of Fox. Out of 40 other ideas, this is the one they chose?"
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1/5 |
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(2007) |
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"This isn't so much an Alien or Predator styled flick we were all hoping for. Instead, half of the plot plays out like a John Hughes nightmare circa 1988."
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5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Ignoring any traditional storytelling boundaries, Allegro is an existential masterpiece from Denmark about the flaws of perfection and the consequences of allowing your memories to slip away into the unknown."
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4/5 |
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(2004) |
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"The ultimate goal is entertainment and from an entertainment standpoint, The Almost Guys succeeds."
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3.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"American Blackout exposes a few issues we have already known about for years (the voting situation) before finally turning towards greater things by focusing itself on a truly remarkable individual."
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1/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Instead of making dreamz come true, it will only give you nightmarez."
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3.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Steven Zallian (Gangs of New York) tackles the screenplay, which is based on an article by Mark Jacobson, and creates a captivating story with an otherwise basic premise."
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1/5 |
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(2007) |
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"American Pie Presents: Beta House will rock the world of idiotic high school and college students everywhere. It's tiresome, unfunny and more annoying than a drunken college freshman."
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Bronsonfive |
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2/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Ant Bully, though short and well voiced, is nowhere near as important or influential as it tries to make itself seem and it feels more unnecessary than anything else."
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4/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Most of the acting is done with a sort of brilliant perfection not usually seen with a group of mostly first-time actors... a film as real and honest as that of an old Cassavetes film."
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The colors are lush, the scenery is breathtaking, and the compositions are flawlessly executed. You won't want to take your eyes from the screen even just to blink."
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Fans of the original source material will definitely know what to expect here. The rest of us, who can't seem to connect to any of these characters (let alone care about them), can only marvel at the technical aspects of the film."
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Bronsonfive |
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5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Awesome; I... Shot That! is exactly that; it's f...in' awesome!"
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3.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"It's captivating, intriguing, and enjoyable throughout."
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Bronsonfive |
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2/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Barnyard isn't a complete waste of time, it's just too familiar."
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2.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"Should we comment on the horrendous Batmobile? You probably saw the trailer, so there is no need."
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2.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Battle In Heaven is a noble effort from Reygadas but not exactly a good one. For such an involving premise, there is not much going on to keep interest."
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4/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Be Kind Rewind not only reminds us why we love film so damn much, it pays tribute to those films that may have had a hand in it."
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Bronsonfive |
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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"I've seen better special effects in Troma releases..."
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4.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"It's powerfully crafted, intensely paced and brilliantly acted from all involved players, and a film that's easily [Lumet's] best since Network."
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Bronsonfive |
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0.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"An idiotic piece of filmmaking."
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2.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"How can a film based on such a classic piece of literature, with the cache of talent behind it, be so drab?"
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Bronsonfive |
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3.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Hurt asks all the right questions regarding these social issues in the scene but many times, the answers come up short. It's a fascinating subject rarely explored in the depth this short documentary submerges in."
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5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"[Bourne Ultimatum] is the most satisfying action picture of the year."
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Bronsonfive |
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Thinking about taking a road trip with Nicholson and Freeman sounds like the best thing ever. Perhaps it would have been in a more serious, less light-hearted film."
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Bronsonfive |
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2/5 |
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(2005) |
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"...just go rent Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. That movie isn’t very good either but it does cause laughter here and there."
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1/5 |
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(2004) |
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"A profusion of typical comic book storyline clichés we have all seen a thousand times before in other films."
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3/5 |
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(2005) |
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"This film is frightening enough for die-hard fans of the genre but those seeking a quicker pace or more gore should seek elsewhere."
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2/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Imagine City of God by way of One Tree Hill and you got yourself City of Men."
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Bronsonfive |
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1/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Just like the new Star Wars trilogy before it, my youth has been raped once more by another large man sporting a beard. Thankfully this one doesn't wear flannel.
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[movie review] |
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Film Threat |
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2.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Think Blair Witch meets Godzilla, and since that isn't the first or last time you'll read that comparison, think of a movie that results in something less profound."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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0.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"This film shows us a lot of balls but fails to present any of its own."
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Bronsonfive |
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3/5 |
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(2009) |
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"The film has elements of Kevin Smith (Chasing Amy) and Woody Allen (Annie Hall); it just doesn't provide us with anything new."
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Bronsonfive |
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0/5 |
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(2005) |
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"The current state of the American horror genre is, sadly, in a current state of horror."
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1.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"It's hard to comprehend how a film with so much questioning and answering between characters has less character development than Poseidon."
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0/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Daddy Day Camp is a perfect family film for the blind and deaf."
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0/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Cuba Gooding Jr. has long lost any theatrical clout that Academy Award gave him all those years ago, but with this, any future acting endeavors are sure to head straight to video."
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3/5 |
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(2006) |
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"This film has enough sporadic scares and psychological tension throughout to entertain a Friday night crowd but a more sophisticate audience may not give it the chance.
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[movie review] |
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The screenplay was co-written by Anderson, Schwartzman and Roman Coppola, and it's clear they know what has worked in his previous efforts. They just couldn't escape the formula enough to try anything new."
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Bronsonfive |
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2.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"With the look and feel of a home movie, Dear Pyongyang isn't very exciting to look at."
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Film Threat |
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"What begins as a family drama centered around the tragic loss of their son, somehow manages to turn into an over-the-top action extravaganza."
[movie review] |
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Film Threat |
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2.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Definitely, Maybe is an explosion of sweetness and hugs that might cause your stomach to churn if you don't like your sentimentality too strong."
[movie review] |
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Film Threat |
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2.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"An explosion of sweetness and hugs that might cause your stomach to churn if you don't like your sentimentality too strong."
[movie review] |
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Film Threat |
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0/5 |
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(2007) |
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"A motion picture so awfully annoying, I couldn't even find a reason to recommend it to my dead dog Corky."
[movie review] |
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Film Threat |
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2.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"At best, this film could be described as an under-par Trauma film. At worst, even comparing it to other tasteless trash cinema pieces, it still ranks under-par."
[movie review] |
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Film Threat |
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5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Paralyzing to watch. At times, you're just as frustrated as Bauby; you want him to communicate, you want other people to understand what he is thinking, and above all, you want him to pull through it."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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2.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"There is enough masturbation fodder here to keep many 11-year-old kids who have yet to find daddy's porn stash very happy."
[movie review] |
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