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4.5/5 |
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"[Bosco's] performance as a senior going through the motions of aging is hypnotic, heartbreaking, and dead-on. It's the kind of performance awards were created for."
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1/5 |
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(2007) |
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"For devotees of the series, the gore is still there and the traps are just as weird as they were in the other entries but for the rest of us, your mind will forget it the second the end credits roll."
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2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Just pop this movie on right before nap time and you got yourself a successful sleep aide."
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0.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Semi-Pro is a bad film, even by traditional Will Ferrell standards. The jokes constantly misfire, last too long, or try too hard to disgust."
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3/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Watching it is like listening in on a heated debate amongst five people about various issues where all of them are talking at once and no one is stopping for a breath."
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"It starts off with guns blazing and rarely pauses to reload. Shoot Em Up is definitely the Crank of 2007."
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3.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"The Short Life... is one of those docs that takes the life of an individual and surrounds it with other people's stories that are just as absorbing."
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3.5/5 |
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(1995) |
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"Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls is a magnum opus of the absurd."
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2.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"...if you've only seen one Shrek film, you've seen them all."
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2.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"If you have a large family, and they want you to drag them to see this new movie, just pop in the first or second one in your DVD player and tell them it’s the new one. They’ll never know the difference."
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4.5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Alexander Payne is becoming one of the greatest American directors of modern cinema and again, Sideways is on its way to being one of the best films of the year.
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3.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Stay mostly lacks cinematic vision, as the direction utilizes similar set-ups found in any primetime sitcom, which discourages any room for comment. With that said, however, Stay is a nice little film that marks a big step-up for Goldthwait."
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2/5 |
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(2006) |
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"The religious set will certainly enjoy this vividly colorful new take on Jesus but the film sort of limits itself from the rest of us."
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3.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"An exciting and refreshing adventure that's shorter (and less melodramatic) than another Harry Potter film."
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3.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Stardust is the best live-action fairytale fantasy in recent memory. There is a great deal of humor peppered all throughout the entire film that, unlike that other animated fairytale franchise, isn't captured through pop culture references."
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3.5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Fascinating and beautiful film."
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0.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"It feels more like a compilation of skits from a failed comedy show."
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Bronsonfive |
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3/5 |
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(1990) |
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"It’s like Reefer Madness for the sexually active teenage set."
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Film Threat |
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1.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"It's an outrageously long-winded drama that's awfully directed with the skill of a high school play."
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Film Threat |
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Superbad is easily one of the funniest comedies of the year and one you wouldn't mind seeing again and again."
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Film Threat |
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Sweeney Todd is exactly the musical Burton fans have wished him to make. It's a bloody mess of vengeance and lost love, full of throat-slitting mayhem."
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Bronsonfive |
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1.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Younger teenage girls will probably love this but anyone older or younger than that demographic is going to be pretty bored."
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