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5/5 |
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"[Bourne Ultimatum] is the most satisfying action picture of the year."
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Bronsonfive |
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Fans of the original source material will definitely know what to expect here. The rest of us, who can't seem to connect to any of these characters (let alone care about them), can only marvel at the technical aspects of the film."
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Bronsonfive |
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2.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"It's a gripping enough subject matter that isn't exactly given an engaging or focused enough screenplay to be as powerful as it so desperately strives for."
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Bronsonfive |
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4.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"[Bosco's] performance as a senior going through the motions of aging is hypnotic, heartbreaking, and dead-on. It's the kind of performance awards were created for."
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Bronsonfive |
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Jason Reitman is shaping up to be quite the talented filmmaker. Just as he proved with his previous effort, Thank You for Smoking, the merging of comedic elements never offset the dramatic side."
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Bronsonfive |
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1.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The aesthetics of the film are as chaotic as the characters themselves, as if the editor tried to mimic the style of the French New Wave movement without paying attention to the theoretical reasoning behind it."
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Bronsonfive |
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2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The world of children's literature continues to be raped by Hollywood and Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium is its latest victim."
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Bronsonfive |
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2.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"How can a film based on such a classic piece of literature, with the cache of talent behind it, be so drab?"
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Bronsonfive |
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1.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Tooth and Nail is part of the After Dark Horror series and like many of the other films under this label, it's just as forgettable."
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Bronsonfive |
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1/5 |
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(2007) |
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"While it tries to bring a new premise into the mix (Santa Claus has a cranky older brother), the result is just as humorless and stale as the Tim Allen's The Santa Clause trilogy."
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Bronsonfive |
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0/5 |
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(2007) |
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"It's as embarrassing as anything Steven Seagal has put out in the past decade."
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Bronsonfive |
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1/5 |
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"For devotees of the series, the gore is still there and the traps are just as weird as they were in the other entries but for the rest of us, your mind will forget it the second the end credits roll."
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2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"All Mr. Woodcock gives us is mediocre comedy at its finest."
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"What begins as a family drama centered around the tragic loss of their son, somehow manages to turn into an over-the-top action extravaganza."
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2.5/5 |
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(2005) |
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"At best, this film could be described as an under-par Trauma film. At worst, even comparing it to other tasteless trash cinema pieces, it still ranks under-par."
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2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"If it weren't for the last act, the film would have ended up being just as functional as any cheesy action film from the 80s."
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Superbad is easily one of the funniest comedies of the year and one you wouldn't mind seeing again and again."
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0/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Cuba Gooding Jr. has long lost any theatrical clout that Academy Award gave him all those years ago, but with this, any future acting endeavors are sure to head straight to video."
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0/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Daddy Day Camp is a perfect family film for the blind and deaf."
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3.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Stardust is the best live-action fairytale fantasy in recent memory. There is a great deal of humor peppered all throughout the entire film that, unlike that other animated fairytale franchise, isn't captured through pop culture references."
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2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The screenplay, tackled by three people, follows the formula of the show (and the genre in general) rather well. If only it wasn't so stale."
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1.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"It's sad when the most interesting part of a film is a dream sequence involving a large taco fighting an equally massive grilled cheese sandwich."
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0/5 |
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(2007) |
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"...let us call the completely dreadful Caddyshack II the Glitter of golf cinema, leaving Who's Your Caddy to be its From Justin to Kelly."
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2.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"There is enough masturbation fodder here to keep many 11-year-old kids who have yet to find daddy's porn stash very happy."
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1/5 |
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(2007) |
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"We as an audience are to believe that "God" (the Christian version of course) would seek the aid of a white politician to build an ark to save less than a hundred white people in suburbia, yet he chose to do nothing about the Holocaust?"
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2.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"If you have a large family, and they want you to drag them to see this new movie, just pop in the first or second one in your DVD player and tell them it’s the new one. They’ll never know the difference."
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2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The only people who would be attracted to actually watching this film aren’t going to be able to watch it anyway."
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2.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"...if you've only seen one Shrek film, you've seen them all."
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4.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"It's a sort of flawed masterpiece that, as previous reviews have certainly shown, viewers will either love every minute of or hate every second."
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0/5 |
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(2007) |
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"A motion picture so awfully annoying, I couldn't even find a reason to recommend it to my dead dog Corky."
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2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Just another Lifetime movie given a theatrical run due to the fact that it somehow pulled in bigger stars than it deserves."
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Vacancy is a fun and violent ride, in the best possible guilty-pleasure sense of course, that suffers from only minor flaws. If only it ended 4 minutes sooner ..."
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5/5 |
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(2004) |
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"Awesome; I... Shot That! is exactly that; it's f...in' awesome!"
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0.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Screenwriters Todd Komarnicki and Jon Bokenkamp provide a script with enough foreseeable twists and turns that, if it were an actual road, a blind person wouldn't have any difficulty handling it."
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1.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Scene after scene is fashioned together in the most confusing (read that as meaning 'dull') fashion, like a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle missing half the pieces."
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3/5 |
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(2005) |
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"This film is frightening enough for die-hard fans of the genre but those seeking a quicker pace or more gore should seek elsewhere."
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2/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Ant Bully, though short and well voiced, is nowhere near as important or influential as it tries to make itself seem and it feels more unnecessary than anything else."
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2/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Barnyard isn't a complete waste of time, it's just too familiar."
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2/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Its storyline is very predictable and cliché but teen girls will no doubt have a good time with this movie anyway. Parents on the other hand (especially dads out there), who get stuck in theater with their kids, may want to bring a flask with them to help"
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1/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Just like the new Star Wars trilogy before it, my youth has been raped once more by another large man sporting a beard. Thankfully this one doesn't wear flannel.
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"It's a hilarious, crowd-pleasing film about everything from honesty to sex to freedom that's definitely smart without being too overbearing."
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4/5 |
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(2005) |
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"...a brutally honest film about the struggle of addiction filled with great performances and harrowing symbolism."
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3/5 |
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(2006) |
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"A little more tightening here and shortening there could have really given this film more of the thriller edge it feels like it was working towards, only it never quite made it."
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2.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Think of it as a new age Pi, but less kinetic and intellectually challenging."
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3.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Ghost of Mae Nak does have some really cool deaths that are reminiscent of the Final Destination movies. Unlike those films, this picture has a pretty interesting story to go along with it."
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2/5 |
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(2005) |
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"It's not that the entire piece is written so terribly; it's just that the film is thrown together in the most undesirable fashion."
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2/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Numerous times throughout slow buildup finally makes its way to a comedic payoff, but the wait is sometimes a test of cinematic endurance."
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4/5 |
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(2006) |
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"Most of the acting is done with a sort of brilliant perfection not usually seen with a group of mostly first-time actors... a film as real and honest as that of an old Cassavetes film."
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3.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"...both Forest Whitaker and Juliette Binoche (as with the rest of the cast) give such amazing performances that they should be added to the list of the best work of their careers."
[movie review] |
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3.5/5 |
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(2006) |
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"It's a documentary, however, comparing it to fiction filmmaking, Running Stumbled plays out like a twisted Cassavetes film."
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