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2.5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"It's the kind of film you wish had no sound - perhaps the studio should have eliminated the dialogue and replaced it cue cards every few minutes like the silent films of old."
[movie review] |
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Film Threat |
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1.5/5 |
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(2009) |
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"...this is a masterpiece compared to anything Rob Schneider has put out only it suffers from the same form of stereotyping."
[movie review] |
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Film Threat |
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1/5 |
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(2009) |
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"This is one film that shouldn't have been birthed. No, in fact, it should have been aborted."
[movie review] |
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Film Threat |
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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"I've seen better special effects in Troma releases..."
[movie review] |
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Film Threat |
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2/5 |
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(2008) |
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"While it will no doubt end up being a let down even for the die hardest of fans, the film does contain a couple of interesting thrills here and there."
[movie review] |
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Film Threat |
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Wristcutters: A Love Story is like a suicidal Wizard of Oz."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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2/5 |
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(2008) |
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"It's a humorless PG-13 comedy aimed at middle school kids/some high school kids. Anyone else should stay at home and watch Over the Edge instead."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Just pop this movie on right before nap time and you got yourself a successful sleep aide."
[dvd review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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1/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Let's just say that I've built more climactic medieval battles with a set of Legos during my childhood."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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3.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"It's captivating, intriguing, and enjoyable throughout."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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0.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Semi-Pro is a bad film, even by traditional Will Ferrell standards. The jokes constantly misfire, last too long, or try too hard to disgust."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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0.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"This whole picture actually feels like a deleted scene from some other Seagal film."
[dvd review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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1.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"The Other Boleyn Girl is almost too indescribable for words. It's one of the most visually boring films I've seen in some time."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The screenplay was co-written by Anderson, Schwartzman and Roman Coppola, and it's clear they know what has worked in his previous efforts. They just couldn't escape the formula enough to try anything new."
[dvd review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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3.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The end result is a dark, violent and thoroughly entertaining fright-fest in perfect spirit of its source material."
[dvd review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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4/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Be Kind Rewind not only reminds us why we love film so damn much, it pays tribute to those films that may have had a hand in it."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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2/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Imagine City of God by way of One Tree Hill and you got yourself City of Men."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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2.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"An explosion of sweetness and hugs that might cause your stomach to churn if you don't like your sentimentality too strong."
[movie review] |
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Film Threat |
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3.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Steven Zallian (Gangs of New York) tackles the screenplay, which is based on an article by Mark Jacobson, and creates a captivating story with an otherwise basic premise."
[dvd review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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2.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Definitely, Maybe is an explosion of sweetness and hugs that might cause your stomach to churn if you don't like your sentimentality too strong."
[movie review] |
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Film Threat |
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2/5 |
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(2008) |
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"We get that this is supposed to be from the perspective of a film major, but did Romero have to make it so painfully authentic?"
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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3/5 |
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(2008) |
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"All scribes involved understand the superhero formula rather well and have fun presenting a familiar premise (that of transporting characters) into an entertaining ride. But perhaps it's all too familiar."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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3.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"An exciting and refreshing adventure that's shorter (and less melodramatic) than another Harry Potter film."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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2/5 |
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(2007) |
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"You find yourself more enticed by the costumes, odd facial hair configurations, and crazy wigs more than anything else."
[dvd review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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0.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Falls flat, bores, and practically kills any excitement the original story had to offer."
[dvd review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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2/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins is [Lawrence's] latest starring vehicle and yet another that drowns any comedic talents he once had with a cliché plot and hollow character arcs."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The colors are lush, the scenery is breathtaking, and the compositions are flawlessly executed. You won't want to take your eyes from the screen even just to blink."
[dvd review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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3/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Just be prepared to suspend your disbelief a little more than usual."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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0.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"It feels more like a compilation of skits from a failed comedy show."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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3/5 |
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(2009) |
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"The film has elements of Kevin Smith (Chasing Amy) and Woody Allen (Annie Hall); it just doesn't provide us with anything new."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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0.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"This film shows us a lot of balls but fails to present any of its own."
[dvd review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Right at Your Door provides a very tense experience for its short, 96-minute runtime; however, it still ends up letting you down. It's not nearly as paranoid as it tries to be."
[dvd review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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0.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"It aims to be a so-called spoof of 300 but only succeeds at being a commercial for idiocy."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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3.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Rambo is exactly the film you want it to be. It has little dialogue, plenty of action, and a nice load of blood and guts splattered throughout."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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1.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"It's a tame version of Saw, aimed at middle-aged America, with the same lack of brains and appeal."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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1.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Younger teenage girls will probably love this but anyone older or younger than that demographic is going to be pretty bored."
[dvd review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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2.5/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Think Blair Witch meets Godzilla, and since that isn't the first or last time you'll read that comparison, think of a movie that results in something less profound."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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0.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Good Luck Chuck is the cinematic equivalent to a sexually-transmitted disease. It starts out unnoticeable, then starts to itch a little bit, before finally burning and blistering."
[dvd review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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0/5 |
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(2008) |
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"Fans looking to ridicule and laugh at the newest Boll adventure will be disappointed after the first 20 minutes. It was funny when it started, then it got boring. Too boring to even laugh at anymore."
[movie review] |
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Film Threat |
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5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Paralyzing to watch. At times, you're just as frustrated as Bauby; you want him to communicate, you want other people to understand what he is thinking, and above all, you want him to pull through it."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Thinking about taking a road trip with Nicholson and Freeman sounds like the best thing ever. Perhaps it would have been in a more serious, less light-hearted film."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"It's like a version of Citizen Kane that Stanley Kubrick might have directed. But the film has enough to lay its own influence in the minds of future filmmakers to come."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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4/5 |
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(2007) |
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"It starts off with guns blazing and rarely pauses to reload. Shoot Em Up is definitely the Crank of 2007."
[dvd review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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3.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"If you can help yourself from taking it too seriously, it's a predictably entertaining thrill ride that more than fills any appetite for explosions."
[dvd review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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1/5 |
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(2007) |
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"This isn't so much an Alien or Predator styled flick we were all hoping for. Instead, half of the plot plays out like a John Hughes nightmare circa 1988."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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1/5 |
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(2007) |
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"American Pie Presents: Beta House will rock the world of idiotic high school and college students everywhere. It's tiresome, unfunny and more annoying than a drunken college freshman."
[dvd review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"Sweeney Todd is exactly the musical Burton fans have wished him to make. It's a bloody mess of vengeance and lost love, full of throat-slitting mayhem."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"No Country for Old Men is the most brutal cinematic experience of the year, as well as one the best. It's nothing shy of an unforgettable masterpiece."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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3/5 |
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(2007) |
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"The incredible amount of buildup and excitement of the first half ends up driving us down the road to disappointment."
[movie review] |
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Film Threat |
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4.5/5 |
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(2007) |
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"It's powerfully crafted, intensely paced and brilliantly acted from all involved players, and a film that's easily [Lumet's] best since Network."
[movie review] |
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Bronsonfive |
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